swiss army

I wear a size 11 in poof poof shoes , I love chocolate, I am also easy to get along with. I am also equiped with my own swiss army knife and I have a watch with swiss timing and swiss miss cocoa.

Do you need someone in the southeast I am easy to get along with.
 
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commander ncmp3,

i hereby grant you your commandership of my armies in the southeast. it is your responsibility to recruit as many members as you can find. my armies in the southeast are weak as of now. we must work to build their numbers. "offer more chocolate" will be your motto.

if you need regional-specific chocolate, let me know. i will make it so.
 
thank you batmang...

the official greeting of my army will be "WEEEEEEEE." this is how you will greet your fellow soldiers as well as your commanding officers.

WEEEEEEEEE. back on duty men!
 
seeing as how dreeza is north and wanger is more north east, i will reassign you both.

dreeza, you are now hereby granted the commanding position of my armies to the north. i expect you to offer chocolate freely to all who are eggy. be not afraid. you have a huge support network. this army is HUGE! we have like 5 people! and since you are the only female commander, i will offer to make you my wife.

[gets on knee] will you take these here frozen michigan swiss lowfat milk chocolate truffles as a token of my undying devotion to your devotion to my army? [/gets on knee]


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
 
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tonkabui said:
seeing as how dreeza is north and wanger is more north east, i will reassign you both.

dreeza, you are now hereby... blah blah blah... chocolate blah blah chocolate...

maybe you guys need frozen chocolate? WEEEEEEEE!

while i do expect a better greeting later....


i will suck it up and go eat some chocolate
 
NCMP3... you can have this bar of chocolate if you take out all those extra enters from your sig :)
 
tonkabui said:
seeing as how dreeza is north and wanger is more north east, i will reassign you both.

dreeza, you are now hereby granted the commanding position of my armies to the north. i expect you to offer chocolate freely to all who are eggy. be not afraid. you have a huge support network. this army is HUGE! we have like 5 people! and since you are the only female commander, i will offer to make you my wife.

[gets on knee] will you take these here frozen michigan swiss lowfat milk chocolate truffles as a token of my undying devotion to your devotion to my army? [/gets on knee]


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

ahhh, much better, but...lowfat ones??? who needs low fat, that takes away from the goodness of truffles YUM

Nevertheless, i i accept :D


and here's some more milk chocolate bars with white chocolate swirls...
 
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

here's truffles for everybody.

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I am Honored Tonka with this responsiblity. I hope to make you proud.

(Charles) What are you refering to? I have my car and I am not gunna take that off.
 
NCMP3 said:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I am Honored Tonka with this responsiblity. I hope to make you proud.

(Charles) What are you refering to? I have my car and I am not gunna take that off.

hhehe, hes talkin about underneath ur car, theres lots of space
 
dreeza, if our forces band toegther, we would be unstoppable! all for the glory of the mighty swiss chocolate army!
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I don't want to join... I like midnight blue. I don't care if it's a "happy color" or not.

(bluep5) (wiggle)

I think the (mspb) should join up against the swiss army with the (bluep5)

(nana)(nana)(nana)(nana)(nana)(nana)
 
lowmilelude! your insubordination is not acceptable!! I demand you eat chocolate and think about what you said!
 
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