ok, as king and commander of all legions of the vast swiss national color guard, i am starting this thread to see how many people have signed up for active duty. please list your name and your legion. if memory serves me right, i have legions in 8 directions, north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest. please let me know you are all doing okay on your supplies of chocolate. if not, i will have to resupply you.
as for people who want to join my army, there are a few rules and regulations.
rule #1:
NO ARGUING ON THE INTERNET! you are to turn the other cheek. i don't care which cheek on which end. just offer a cheek. instead of replying with more negativity, you are to OFFER CHOCOLATES INSTEAD.
rule #2:
your spear with the yellow feathers at the end must be kept in an upright position at all times. do not point the spear at anyone. you could poke an eye out.
rule #3:
your poof poofs on your shoes must be kept clean at all times.
rule #4:
your feathered hat must be free from eggs, other birds, and most importantly, flames.
rule #5:
you have an option of yellow, orange, pink, purple (the royal variety, of course) and a few other colors to choose from for your uniform. you will not have any unhappy colors, like black or blue.
any violation of these rules will result in the removal of your poof poofs. repeated offenders will be offered chocolate. that is all...
oh yes... your mission:
your mission is to defeat the negativity that has grown rampant on these here forums. you will offer chocolates gratuitously. if you sense trouble, it is your responsibility to offer chocolates.
and might i remind you, since we are swiss, we do not take sides.
that is all... ARMY, BACK ON PATROL!
as for people who want to join my army, there are a few rules and regulations.
rule #1:
NO ARGUING ON THE INTERNET! you are to turn the other cheek. i don't care which cheek on which end. just offer a cheek. instead of replying with more negativity, you are to OFFER CHOCOLATES INSTEAD.
rule #2:
your spear with the yellow feathers at the end must be kept in an upright position at all times. do not point the spear at anyone. you could poke an eye out.
rule #3:
your poof poofs on your shoes must be kept clean at all times.
rule #4:
your feathered hat must be free from eggs, other birds, and most importantly, flames.
rule #5:
you have an option of yellow, orange, pink, purple (the royal variety, of course) and a few other colors to choose from for your uniform. you will not have any unhappy colors, like black or blue.
any violation of these rules will result in the removal of your poof poofs. repeated offenders will be offered chocolate. that is all...
oh yes... your mission:
your mission is to defeat the negativity that has grown rampant on these here forums. you will offer chocolates gratuitously. if you sense trouble, it is your responsibility to offer chocolates.
and might i remind you, since we are swiss, we do not take sides.
that is all... ARMY, BACK ON PATROL!
mmm I like truffles best.
