Story time

[MikeyK 5]

I think Mazda Team creative juices need to start flowing. Plus this'll be fun when i'm bored at work.
Everyone know how this works? Ass 2-3 sentences, and for added fun, end your entry mid-sentence like this...

Anywho. I predict weirdness already. And perhaps the utterance of MOOSE or something.

"One day, Unkie Ken was sitting at his admissions desk, hard at work rejecting absolute fucktards, when a jaw-droppingly beautiful red-head walks up to him. Sitting on his lap, she strokes his hair and aks if he can do her a big favor. "Ohhh Captain, my captain," says the redhead, "I really need you to..."

NEXT? (keep it sort of clean, boys and girls)

 

[Dimitrios]

"...see if you can check out my BOV. I was racing some Civic from Wisconsin (sorry, couldn't help it ) and I kept hearing a turkey coming from my engine.". Unkie Ken told the redhead "OK", but he couldn't get up yet because his "leg fell asleep"....

 

[Anna-chan]

"...but something else was wide awake. The red head noticed and giggled. "Oh my!" She laughed. Then, quite suddenly, Unkie Ken's boss walks in to the room and see's him and the red head. Boss man walks up to them and yells "You two! In my office right now! I have some .... "

 

[Aricjm15]

"Quizno's subs and they are going to waist, Just then the boss pulled out a Large...."

 

[Captain KRM P5]

"...spelling book to indicate that waist and waste are two different words. The red head nodded briskly, her immediate curiosities satisfied. Ken, having known the answer all along as well as being dashingly handsome and undeniably charming, drew a cobcorn pipe from his pocket and turned heel, clicking his shoes as he left the office. It was then he saw a school application for one 'Matt Napier' on his desk. He opened the essay to see that it read the words and phrases..."

 

[Anna-chan]

"...right under the applicants name, in the space provided to explain a little about himself, Matt Napier, wrote: "OMGSOGOOD!! Ken then immidiately (sp?) set off to.."

 

[Aricjm15]

".... to read the rest of the essay which said..."I AM TEH MATT I LUV LARNING TO DO STUF WIT MY CAR ZOOM ZOOM AND I LYKE MADD BAZZZZZZZ AND I NEED SKOALING SO I CAN BUY MOAR BAZZ AND ZOOM 4 MY PHAT RYDE YO JIGGA PLEZE EXCEPT ME TO THE SKOAL SO I KAN LAERN FRUM BOKS" and at this Ken began to pull a gun from his desk. Ken then shouted loudly.....

 

[Dimitrios]

....at the application, which was ultimately pointless, as the paper is an inanimate object. It was at this point that Ken heard the redhead scream. Ken ran to the hall way to see what the matter was. By the Pepsi machine, was a tiger-man-boy-thing. Ken immediately...

 

[Anna-chan]

"...took the gun which he still held in his hand and screamed "ABOMINATION!" waving the gun wildly about, hoping that by showing aggression toward the tiger-man-boy-thing, it would scare it away from the pepsi machine because Ken deperately need to partake in some liguid goodness. Suddenly the aformentioned "ABOMINATION" jumped to it's feet and..."

 

[Aricjm15]

.....and screamed "ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS THE SOCRATES LEANING COMPUTER, I NEVER GOT IT AND LOOK AT ME NOW, LOOK AT ME NOW!!!" feeling despirate Ken grabbed the nearest Socrates learning computer and Smashed it down the gaping maw of the hideious man-boy-tiger-beast that was standing before him, at this Ken calmy said "Shalom mother ****** you just got PWN3d". Grabbing his wallet he pulled out a dollar and stuffed it into the Pepsi machine, he selected a.....

 

[Dimitrios]

...Mountain Dew. Unfortunately, the machine was out of teh 'Dew. Sucintly, Ken new something was up; he had a feeling a programmer must also be in the area....someone that drank teh 'Dew, thus robbing him of a sweet, sweet thirst-quenching gulp. Suddenly, he heard that which he fear most..

 

[Anna-chan]

"... the pitter patter of tiny Ken's running about. From around the corner, small children bum rush poor Ken, screaming for presents and candy. Ken screams, the red head screams, although we have no idea where she is right now, the small children stop and scream....even thought they were already screaming. But, hope has not been lost, crashing through the hallway window, is Andy, oddly wearing the same outfit as the ugly-tiger-beat-man-thing. Andy grabs Ken and ..."

 

[zoomzoom02]

slaps him briskly upside the head. Ken opens his eyes. "This was all a dream?" He mutters. "WHat the hell are you talking about Andy?!" Ken stands up, his eyes fill with black and then...

 

[Captain KRM P5]

"...Andy's body burst into flames, the brief burst blacking out Ken's eyes. The scorching mass crumpled to the floor in a heap, in its place standing a giant, fang toothed and snarling..."

 

[StarvingRussian]

"....but that's not what really happened, i was crying and i touched ken, we burst into flames and ken woke up in a mental hospital, he had killed his husband and didnt remember a thing and andy banged halle berry. ken was going insane NOT ALONE. Ken escaped and went to his..."

 

[MikeyK 5]

"...beloved yellow Protege5. He was driving TO TEH LIMIT, artfully dodging the police who patrolled the mental house and CLC parking lots. However, as he cut across the last open CLC lot towards the open road, he was nearly clipped by a Black MSP that was spinning sideways w/ numerous cones wedged in its wheel wells. The police turned tail upon seeing this feared carputer-equipped Black car, knowing that its driver contained awesome cosmic powers capable of..."

 

[MarkSpark]

"...closing this thread, and....."

 

[Captain KRM P5]

"...cooking omelettes on his forehead at midnight while drinking copius sums of Drano and chewing on very long, rigid and warm moist..."

 

[Captain KRM P5]

matt likes breaking up the pace of the story/thread and looking like a complete retard

 

[MikeyK 5]

DAMN YOU MATT