I'll drive to Ohio, pick up your car, and give it a loving home until you return.
Deal?
I can't guarantee low mileage when you return. Sometimes things just happen. Like driving 10,000 miles in a month.
Seriously though, do you have a garage? Otherwise I would just buy a good car cover, and then cover that with a tarp if you have room. This will give you the most protection. Do the standard, disconnect the battery (or better yet give a buddy the keys and have them drive it around the block once a week, or once every two weeks.) and depending on how long it will sit maybe put some gas stabilizer in it.