Homer arrives at work quite late and pulls into the last available spot,
right on the end of a row. From the other side of a fence, Bart waves
to him from his bedroom window: "Hi Dad!" Homer makes dismissive noises
and walks towards the power plant entrance. As he gets close, Lenny and
Carl pull up in their cars into parking spots right at the entrance.
"Hey," asks Homer suspiciously, "how come you guys got such great
parking places?" Lenny answers quietly, "It's a secret." Carl tells
him "Shh! Shut up!"
Homer walks to his station at work and sits on his chair, which promptly
collapses. He looks at the bottom of the stool, which reads "Econo-save
budget stool: Factory Second". "All right, Econo-save, you just made
the list!" Homer says menacingly, pulling out "Homer's Revenge List"
and adding "Econo Save" to the end.
He walks into the room where Carl and Lenny work and asks, "Hey! Will
you guys help me fix my -- " but stops when he sees them sitting in big,
comfortable, vibrating chairs with their names on them. "Hey...how come
you guys got better chairs than me." Lenny answers him again, "It's a
secret!" and again Carl warns, "Shh! Shut up!"
At the soda machine, Lenny presses a ring with a special pattern onto it
into a special place on the machine and gets a soda without paying for
it. Homer walks up, starts putting change in some change, and asks the
boys if they want to go bowling tonight. "Naw, we're busy," replies
Lenny, and Carl adds, "Yeah, we got, er, things to do." "Like what?"
asks Homer, slyly. "Uh, it's a secret," says Lenny for the third time.
Carl, in the middle of drinking, stops and eyes Lenny, leaving Homer to
say, "Shut up!"
The other one was "for no raison". That was Futurama where Fry was describing the flying brains leaving Earth "for no raison", because he sucked at spelling.
