South Florida Caravan for Sunday 20th
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bermankahns
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it doesn't matter how we go, if something happens to one of the cars they will be stranded.
What are you implying, sir?
dunno, most likely. 136th is west of flamingo. nob hill is like 110 or 112th and pine island is 88th. both nob hill and pine island are east of flamingo.
hahaha pipes aren't the problem this time, it's the overheating (deadhorse
so we are meeting on Sunday @ 7:30. we should be able to get there in about 3 - 3 1/2 hours....
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bermankahns
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haha, reminds me of a letter i saw that was writen to an airline company...
and if you are having trouble reading it, here is what it says
Dear Continental Airlines:
I am disgusted as I write to you about this miserable experience I am having sitting in Seat 29E on one of your aircrafts.
As you may know, this seat is situated directly across from the lavatory, so close that I can reach out with my left arm and touch the door. All my senses are being tortured simultaneously. It’s difficult to say what the worst part about sitting in 29E really is?
Is it the stench of the sanitation fluid that is blown all over my body every 60 seconds when the door opens? Is it the whoosh of the constant flushing? Or is it the passengers’ asses that seem to fit into my personal space like a pornographic jig-saw puzzle?
I constructed a stink-shield by shoving one end of a blanket into the overhead compartment. While effective in blocking at least some of the smell and offering a small bit of privacy, the ass-on-my-body factor has increased, as without my evil glare passengers feel free to lean up against what they think is some kind of blanketed wall. The next ass that touches my shoulder will be the last!
I am picturing a boardroom full of executives giving props to the young promising engineer that figured out how to squeeze an additional row of seats onto this plane by putting them next to the lav. [hand-drawn illustration] I would like to flush his head in the toilet that I am close enough to touch and taste from my seat. Putting a seat here was a very bad idea. I just heard a man groan in there! This sucks! [hand-drawn illustration with caption: “Depiction of man’s butt in my face.”]
Does your company give refunds? I’d like to go back where I came from and start over. Seat 29E could only be worse if it was located inside the bathroom.
I wonder if my clothing will retain the sanitizing odor….. What about my hair! I feel like I’m bathing in a toilet bowl of blue liquid and there is no man in a little boat to save me. I am filled with deep hatred for your plane designer and a general dis-ease that may last for hours.
We are finally descending and soon I will be about to tear down the stink-shield, but the scars will remain.
I suggest that you initiate immediate removal of this seat from all of your crafts. Just remove it, and leave the smoldering brown hole empty, an end place for sturdy/non-absorbing luggage maybe, but not (illegible word) cargo.
anyways, i know it was off topic, but i had to share this...
and it's good to hear you made it safe.
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