So I go to pick up my GF from skool.....

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and when I come back to the parking lot, theres a bunch of [productive members of society] sitting on my hood listening to Soulja Boy with a boombox! I hit the panic button and sent them running.

If I could've grabbed her lacrosse stick fast enough.........

They're lucky my hood isnt dented or scratched. Facken people!

I guess the layer of Turtle Wax Ice protects against a$$holes too. lol
 
Buy some anti-theft measures, like an electric hood that discharge 50 000 volts at the touch of a button :P
 
Meh. I just got out quick. They all palyed football and are Shaq-esque in height so.....
 
confront them, ask wtf are they are doing and are they insane? better yet tell them "dey betta recognize! on the real son!"
 
Well, you know, had you gotten into a fight, you might have been sent to Bel-Air to your aunt and uncle....oh wait...never mind...
 
i would have beat them sensless over the head with there boombox....boombox, who THE FLYING DUTCHMAN uses a boombox today, friggin deliquents!
 
i would've just walked over and give them the "get the F off my hood" look. That normally do it for me.
 
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Don't you just hate people who have no respect for other people's properties.

I use to have a truck in college and one day after class I see a bunch of idiots sitting in the back of my truck just enjoying themselves, so I quickly and quietly went inside my truck started it and floored it, they hung on there so tight even doing a 360 in the middle of the parking lot couldn't get them off. The funny part was one of the guys in the back of my truck peed in his pants after the ride. That teach em'!
 
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