That used to happen to me when I lived in Virginia...especially in winter,seldom in summer,never when it's humid.
I moved to Florida,and that *GAK* yell every time I got out and touched the window frame to shut the door has only happened once in 2 years here.
People around me in the parking lots probably thought I had Tourette's syndrome ,or something.I used to have a Mazda MX-3 that had a little rectangular spot on the inside of the door panel that said "to release static charge", or some nonsense.The car came like that from the factory.Weird.That static strap sounds like the trick.Hell of a lot cheaper than moving.