Roommate from HELL!

Sprockett

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I was always brought up to respect other people and their stuff. Why can't others just do the same? I live on campus at Michigan State University. I share a room with two other guys - a freshman and a junior. The junior, named Jeff, is really nice. He isn't around all that much, but he stays away from my stuff. The other one, however, is an idiot. He doesn't have his own computer, so he uses my roommates computer. He sings really loud - but he can't hold a tune to save his sorry excuse for a life. And he'll do this incoherent yelping at any time of the night or day - 3AM, whatever....doesn't care if someone is sleeping. He also uses our room phone (not cordless)...he'll lay up in his bed with the cord stretched across the room so you have to duck or lift the cord to walk by. He doesn't even hang up the phone when he's done.

I spent an hour cleaning up the room right before my girlfriend visited (we went to the Matchbox Twenty concert at the Breslin Center), and the next day it was all messed up again with all of his crap. He just throws sh*t everywhere. It's gotten so bad that I don't even go into the "common area" where we have our TV and couch. It's just too messy. I just stay on my side of the room, and try to live as if he isn't there.

But today I come back from class, and I see on the bottom a minimized internet explorer window. I click on it and it is a site with a bunch of gay porn sites/usernames/passwords. One of the passwords was highlighted (cut and paste). Now, what the F*CK am I supposed to do? I changed my screensaver to come on earlier and now it is password protected. It also is set to "marquee" and the text says "DON'T TOUCH MY SH*T".

The worst thing is, he is on a full ride debate scholarship. He pays for NOTHING. I am in debt and need to sell my car because of college bills, but he pays NOTHING and trashes everything. I f*cking hate him.

Tyler
 
Kick his ass!!!!(chair) (laugh)

Nate:: I seem to remember those pics from somewhere???:D
Can we do that again???(thumb)
 
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Take all his s*** & put it on his bed....if that dont' work...put it outside the room....repeat until he gets the picture...or your could do what Natey said...just kick his ass, but make sure he know's why he's getting his ass kicked.
 
dude just get pissed. maybe he'll get scared. im a junior here over at GVSU, just seriuosly tell him to stop ******* around wasting his time if he doesnt give a s*** about college. scare his straight!
 
You and the junior have to get together and tell this moron how s*** has to be done.
 
Next time he has the phone stretch out, cut the cord.
See s*** in the common area, throw it in his room and get a lock for yours.
Then if need be kick his ass! :)
Or if need be we'll come kick his ass.

Just rest asure sooner or later he will get his. Seen to many people who have had "free" rides end up in the gutter down the road. What they didn't get with their hand out was the life lesson of respect. Without that you are doomed down the road.
 
cbcbd said:
You and the junior have to get together and tell this moron how s*** has to be done.

Yeh, that exactly what me and my other roomate did last year. It was 3 of us. My other roomy and I were really cool, but was annoyed by the other, so we all made rules to abide by. After that, everything was cool.
 
man that sucks, just do what they said, and beat him...

ill come up and beat him for you when i go visit my cuz at MSU sometime
 
Leadfoot said:
Take all his s*** & put it on his bed....if that dont' work...put it outside the room....repeat until he gets the picture...or your could do what Natey said...just kick his ass, but make sure he know's why he's getting his ass kicked.

I agree. If he's going to throw all his s*** around throw it right back on the bastard's bed. He'll get the point eventually and just have a pile of s*** around his bed instead of all over the house. If he whines then tell him he either learns to pick up his s*** and take care of his duties or you will personally put it all on his bed every time.

OH, and kick his ass... definitely. :D
 
oh man...u got to kick his ass. No questions asked man. See him do it again bust on his ass. And be like "dont touch my s*** b****!" says soemthing else bust on his ass again. Make him know hows the boss! hehe.

BEAT HIS ASS!
 
In the Marines we had 3 girls to a room. My other roomates were both NASTY. They'd bring guys by at all hours. One of them woke me up at 3am, bed squeeking, groaning noises and stank in the room. I was soooooo pissed. I threw a pillow at them, turned on the lights and said "G*D DAMNIT STERLING! IT FUKN STINKS LIKE MOLDY ASS IN HERE!" Grabbed my pillow and went to sleep next door. They hated me too. Jealous turds. Her wall locker smelled like funky old ass & sneakers. The other one smelled like days old coochie and hair was so blonde it looked green. I was soooo glad I finally got to get the hell outta there. If you think GUYS are bad, you should see some of the women! Women roomates, or I should say GIRLS are no better sometimes. I can stand the smell of men farting MUCH better to that of 5 day old cooch that hasn't had a shower. Clothes were EVERYWHERE and hadn't been washed as long as her pvts either. She asked to borrow my perfume once..I said nope, take your ass a shower in Masingil and I'll think about it b****. lol If she had the phone strung out, it would've been wrapped around her neck. Everything I had was locked up tight. You leave it out, it will get stolen or used. Write or engrave your name on EVERYTHING!!! Worse comes to worst, write his mom or steal his gf. lol

P.S.
Also buy a bat and club him to death.
 
dude you guys have it easy.

1st year in the dorms. we had space issues so they converted
suites to rooms. So what used to be a common area with 2
bedrooms attached became 3 rooms. 1 normal size and 2 half
size.

So lucky me get put in one of the half-size rooms. my roommate
was this cs nerd. 6' 280lbs of flab. He goes eats in the cafeteria.
Walking back he gets MAJOR runs bad. Doesn't make it to the
bathroom. Then just took off his pants & boxers and stuffed
them in his closet. MAN the ROOM stank for a week. People
walking by would complain.... I had to stay with friends until
the smell went away. (pukey) (burp)
 
ewwee....now that IS pretty bad. I was at the police dept a few days ago. One of the officers brought in a guy that s*** himself. It was funny and nasty all at the same time. You didnt smell him until he passed you. Man, it was worse than my kid's diapers when he was a baby. That poor cop. lol
 
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