Ribbit Ribbit Splat!

[Scott]

Came home from work last night to find this...

Looks like it hurt a bit...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

(rlaugh) (rofl) (lol2)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

dude...he's all dried out...he's been there more than a day....

 

[Scotty878]

^ I was thinking the same thing, it looks like hes been there a while!...thats really funny though!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

and...here you go.....

 

[Scott]

He wasn't completely dried out yet. I tried to hose him out after taking the pics, and he was still...how should I put this...flexible.

Unfortunately, only the back half of him hosed out. I suspect the front half is still in there somewhere...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

(rofl) @ flexible

He wasn't completely dried out yet. I tried to hose him out after taking the pics, and he was still...how should I put this...flexible.

Unfortunately, only the back half of him hosed out. I suspect the front half is still in there somewhere...

 

[SilverBulletES]

When I cleaned out my car the other day I pinched what I thought was a small piece of black plastic on one of the rear mats. It was wet and squishy and when I got it into the light I realized I'd smushed a tiny lizard. Oooops. Mfckers breaking into my car and havin' babies n s***.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I hate that..I swear that lizards & squirels talk to each other. The squirels run out infront of cars & then cant decided which way to go & then lizards do the same thing on sidewalks....

When I cleaned out my car the other day I pinched what I thought was a small piece of black plastic on one of the rear mats. It was wet and squishy and when I got it into the light I realized I'd smushed a tiny lizard. Oooops. Mfckers breaking into my car and havin' babies n s***.

 

[FrigginGLI]

If you had the 03 msp , he would of just bouned off the headlight The intense downforce got him there. RIP kermit.

 

[TXMazdaSpeeder]

lol my friend caught a grackel (sp?) big black bird that looks like a crow but sounds like its hacking up a hairball.... with the hood scoop on his STI

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Nice

lol my friend caught a grackel (sp?) big black bird that looks like a crow but sounds like its hacking up a hairball.... with the hood scoop on his STI

 

[Scott]

lol my friend caught a grackel (sp?) big black bird that looks like a crow but sounds like its hacking up a hairball.... with the hood scoop on his STI

That's hilarious. I remember back when I was in middle school, my dad accidentally hit a Grey Heron with his pickup truck. The thing was at least 2 and a half feet tall before impact. I'm not sure what was worse...all the feathers and blood on the grill and in the engine bay....or the body of the lifeless heron in the bed of his truck...

 

[crispixoo7]

and how many pigeons have we all hit?

i think my total is in the teens somewhere

 

[CorkSport]

Lizards and frogs. I swear everytime I visit my brother in Florida those things are everywhere. They get in the pool, on the side of the house, in cars.
On the plus side my daughter will chase them for hours.