revolution started srt-4 = prick!

[perfworks]

Re: Re: Re: History will prevail.

What about cars that had 225hp with out a turbo or naws!!! thats a car with power! **** the skittle

 

[z00mer]

Cheap SRT

I knew that the SRT was put together cheap.....but I did`nt know HOW CHEAP!!

One of my neighbors just bought one a week ago, and has been talking all this smack about how his SRT is a W-A-A-A-A-Y better car than mine, until yesterday.

Yesterday in Vegas, it actually reach around the mid 80`s out here. The dork left his car out in the parking lot w/ the windows all the way up, w/ no ventilation or sun visor on the dash. When he got back to his ride(a couple of hours later), the dash melted and warped w/ a big hump in the middle:wtf: !!!

Talk about your CHEAP ASS plastics!!

 

[ZoomZoomH]

lol

 

[03MzdSpdSTP]

HOLY s***!!! that is funny as hell hearin that a Skittle melts!! hahahahaha well actually skittles do melt in ur hand and leave color marks..

 

[yashooa]

Re: Re: O M G

damn yashoua it cant be true!!!:'( :'( :'( :'(

Yes I must now wear black sack cloth, shave my head, and slap my self in the face with self help posters.

Ya know the SRT-4 is shaped somewhat like an ovary.
Him the Magic Skittle Rainbow OVary turd.
Ewww I smell fruity, turd tainted, estrogen.
Follow your nose...It always knows.
To not drive a TURD!
Hi kids I'm Tucan Sam, you may know me from such public service anouncements as,"Hey! dont touch that turd" and ,"Momma why does that car look like s***?"
Remember Kids friends don't let friends drive turds.

 

[perfworks]

Re: Re: Re: O M G

Yes I must now wear black sack cloth, shave my head, and slap my self in the face with self help posters.

Ya know the SRT-4 is shaped somewhat like an ovary.
Him the Magic Skittle Rainbow OVary turd.
Ewww I smell fruity, turd tainted, estrogen.
Follow your nose...It always knows.
To not drive a TURD!
Hi kids I'm Tucan Sam, you may know me from such public service anouncements as,"Hey! dont touch that turd" and ,"Momma why does that car look like s***?"
Remember Kids friends don't let friends drive turds.

aaahhhhh hes back!!

 

[FuNwaGoN]

that license plate is the s***. SRTWHAT> If my car actually had balls I'd get it.

 

[Lawerence]

The MSP is by far the better package IMO, they both have good handling, with the mazda edging the SRT out.
But if straight line speed is all the matters to you, the SRT is the way to go, period.

 

[z00mer]

Yep.....just as long as you don`t leave it out in the sun too long, or it will melt!!!

 

[TampaBlackMSP]

Two words: Fast Junk. You could strap a jet engine to it and it would only be Really Fast Junk. But Junk all the same.

You know what they say about turds - though with the whole 'melted skittle' thing, I'm not sure I'd even want to polish one of those - prolly get all messy!!

 

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Taste the Rainbow...what is your favorite color?

 

[LinuxRacr]

This thread is funny as hell!! (laugh) We need some more photochops!

 

[03MzdSpdSTP]

i guess i will start photoshopping bbl

 

[BremertonMSP]

Seriously, the only dick waving you can do where the driver dosn't matter is drag racing. And as long as the Neon has that licked nobody will ever respect a great handling car that is slower in a straight line.

All other racing is dependent on the driver.

DistantTea, I'll have to disagree with that statement. I circle track raced for three years, and money plays a big part in winning in that sport. I agree, a better driver can make a car go faster, but a slow car is still a slow car with a good driver.

When I drag raced, it was in the street class, and in bracket racing, it's all about the driver. Most of the time the r/t decides the winner, but how well you launch, shift points and such play a big part too.

Rember the Omini GLH turbo or Daytona turbo? When was the last time you saw one running?
HP - Mazdafan

Got to agree with ya on that one turbo3wagon. At one of the wrecking yards in my area, there is a ton of turbo dodge and chrysler junk. Makes it easy to scavange for turbo parts tho

 

[murdock_]

kill his family

 

[03MzdSpdSTP]

ok no photoshopping ideas...sorry Taste the Rainbow

 

[perfworks]

kill his family

im with mariln manson

 

[yashooa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: O M G

aaahhhhh hes back!!

Tada!
I must find a funny Pic to photochop now!
Man Richard Simons rides the rainbow of flavor.
That's some funny s***.
I guess good ol Sweet Ricky bending over with skittle
shaped SRT-4's flying out of his butt might work.
The cars would form a rainbow that lead up in a perfect arch
flowing perfectly into a toliet.
It could be a play on the whole "pot" of gold thing.

 

[DistantTea]

DistantTea, I'll have to disagree with that statement. I circle track raced for three years, and money plays a big part in winning in that sport. I agree, a better driver can make a car go faster, but a slow car is still a slow car with a good driver.

When I drag raced, it was in the street class, and in bracket racing, it's all about the driver. Most of the time the r/t decides the winner, but how well you launch, shift points and such play a big part too.

Well yeah, circle track racing.. I'm talking autocross and track racing, where an 80 HP mini cooper can wash out a M3 with the right driver. The SRT-4 has no advantage in either place as it stands. The Uber AutoX Integra Type R is still schooling everyone. I just wish a great ITR driver would switch to an MSP so we can see how it stacks up on the pro levels... I'm assuming we'll see some good MSP action at nationals.

I didn't mean to put down drag racing by any means.

 

[OrangeMSP]

Buster? oh where oh where can you be?
i agree with linux this s*** is funny