review of "Open Water"...

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I hadn't heard much about this movie, but my girlfriend and one of my friends both wanted to see it. Saw it tonight. Let me tell you, this is THE worst movie EVER!! It looks like it was shot on nothing but handheld video cameras(think Blair Witch, but that was better), and most of the movie just takes place with these two idiots floating in the ocean. Completely pointless movie, and definately a waste of money. Extremely low budget movie. I mean, if they would have ended up being ripped to shreds, it might have been a little more exciting, but no, that would call for special effects.

Anyone else see it yet?
 
IT ****** SUCKS! so boring and stupid...maybe if the characters werent such douches maybe youd feel bad for them and it might be a tiny bit better [/rant]

major waste of $$
 
i am surprised that you guys even went to see it. why would anyone want to waste their time and money on that crap. i mean its a shark movie. ooh, a shark eats everybody, oh my. how scarry. what kind of idiot even made that movie, why, oh why?
 
wow you just gave me the ending to that shark movie... i was hoping that one of them will meet a bloody death.....
 
Dexter said:
(bang)

well, dollars vote. if people continue to go see this crap, this crap will continue to be made.

one movie i do want to go see is "meet the fockers", the first, meet the parents was good.

transporter 2 is being shot in miami right now. i keep wanting to go down there to see if i can get my car or my stupid ass in the movie (don't i wish). i'd be like, "i don't care if you guys shoot me in the movie, i just want to be an extra or show my beautiful car in the movie, maybe in a chase". haha, that would be ******* cool. (direct)
 
can't be any worse than "The Village", that was a goddamm steaming turd of a movie and I want my $13.00 back.
 
IMO The Village was M. Night Shaflsdflsdnkl's worst movie. But I still liked it.

My order would go:
1) Signs
2) The Sixth Sense
3) Unbreakable
4) The Village
 
Sixth Sense was the best he made. The others royally sucked. Go see Without a Paddle, you won't be disappointed.

Oh, and what bothers me about these f'ing shark attack movies is that it gives uninformed morons out there more fuel to go out and kill these beautiful, vital creatures. Dumbasses.
 
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