ACK! PEOPLE IN ILLINOIS CANT DRIVE!
I was driving home tonight only to be faced with a head on drunk i presume, well, he was heading home from one fo out bars i think.
Im driving down the road, and i see 2 headlights coming at me, so im like, ok, car, possibly a cop, i should slow down to the limit, this was around midnight in suburbia so i was speedin, ea, so sue me

. but then i notice the lights drifting into my lane, im like what the ****? i flash my birghts and he goes right back into his lane. it starts again, but this time he is hella close to me, i lay on the horn and whip into his lane, lissing him by maybe 6 inches to a foot from being hnit by some drunk jagoof doing like 60 down a 40. i coulda died. But my grand marquis probably would have been the hell out of his toyota!
After that happened i pulled over and did a "HOLY s***" and just sat there for a minute. i turn areound and start following the guy, and thank god fo cells phones, i call the cop. they say they cant do anything about what he did to me, but there was no proof, but wanted me to stay on the line a far distance behind him and tell them where he turned if anywhere. after about 4 minutes i see this car speeding up behind me, its a cop, i flash him my cell phone and point at the ******, and he nods and speeds off likea bastard with the lights and sirens going. Pulls the bastard over.
i drive around for a bit and come back so see whats happening, because the cop on the phone said that it would be no good to try and file anything, because there are no camera's, just word against word. and, some of my friends know, i dont need to be in the police station for ANY reason right now.
but as i drive back, i see the guy cuffed, on the ground, with 3 cop cars there and 4 cops around the guy, and one of them was kinda standing on him to keep him down. That made everything better.
But i didnt call my mommy cause she's a paranoid beyotch
