NA pro5 beats Porsche boxster

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alexlitov.....did u do any engine swap on ur 323? O yeah! black p5 is just not me, not the dark blue either or yellow. but then again we all have our own taste.
 
akhilleus said:
u people are idiots...150 @ engine more GAIN at wheels than another 150 without a pulley...um yeah i could take your manuals any day Bring it all, of u...i have owned cars that have gone faster than u could dream in a car 140mph in Benz 450slc...beat 5.0's w/ a Alfa Romeo 164l and eaten ricers with a buick 3.3l Skylark AHHAHA so now i am doin my Japanese import thing and i could launch on a manual anyday..while u are findin your gears...i will be gone...trust me...soooo.(yawn) now i got the whole nest buzzin...just how i like it.....oh and he wanted to race me cause i did pull a ricer fly by on him before hand and he caught up to me specifically to race me....it was a beater boxster but trust me I HAD HIM...I have raced innumerable times against every car in so many different cars...i have been destroyed by porsches and corvettes even saleens in my p5 and they always like to race to show off their 50k+ car..wouldnt u? I always liek to see them go...trust me i wasnt expecting the outcome...and i think that the BOXSTEr not he boxster S has less horse than 220...i think it is in the high 180's but i am sure u will tell me if i am wrong
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What a ******* idiot. I am done..
Joe
Ps- Ok, one more- a WHOPPING 140 MPH? Try 173 in a Vette and 213 in a Hennesy 650 Viper, you would s*** stain your diapers...
 
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But launch doesn't matter with 1/4 mile? Here's the thing - you have complete control with a manual. You can redline every gear or whatever you want. With an auto, you are at the mercy of how the tranny is programmed.

If you can find ANY car that has a faster 0-60, 0-100, 1/4 mile, WHATEVER, with an auto than with a manual, I would be completely shocked.
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A well prepped automatic with a loose convertor will hole shot like you were shot out of a cannon. A stock Japanese 4 cylinder automatic, that is a whole different story.. Can you say slug :).
Joe
 
alexlitov said:
but you got a wrong color p5. It's all about black once :-)
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I used to think that too. You really can't lose with black, cuz you'll always like it and never get sick of it. But if you're in my family of 11 kids, and 5 older brothers with black cars, you're begging for something different. I ended up with the silver, but now am in love with the red. My lil bro is actually gonna buy the red in a month or two. He wanted black just like me at first too, but damn that red is gorgeous!!!
 
yawn...i mean whatever..are u people still on this s***..this isnt even a competition..basically we are all talking crap and we can say all we want..right until we meet and race then whatever...its all bulls***...u people bore me....at least give me a challenge. Ive been rippin people online since i was a kid....u will never win the game of words...and most or your p5s wont win the game of speed v. me so keep yappin....it gives me a reason to shove your crap back down your throats....AHHA
 
akhilleus said:
yawn...i mean whatever..are u people still on this s***..this isnt even a competition..basically we are all talking crap and we can say all we want..right until we meet and race then whatever...its all bulls***...u people bore me....at least give me a challenge. Ive been rippin people online since i was a kid....u will never win the game of words...and most or your p5s wont win the game of speed v. me so keep yappin....it gives me a reason to shove your crap back down your throats....AHHA
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No offense to anyone else here, but come on man- you drive a ******* automatic Protege and you are psyched about racing it? Man, the quad we use to pull our cars through the pits will spank your sorry ass...
 
hahahaa... that's funny s*** right there. akhilleus, you just got 0wn3d... again. gosh, this is getting old. when are you gonna learn to just shut your trap cause you are an idiot? sheesh, one would imagine you would get the hint by now. guess you're just too dumb.
 
This is one funny thread. The kid is like 15 years old. His mommy just got him an auto p5 and he "beat" a boxter. Was the boxter going the other way or something?
 
akhilleus said:
yawn...i mean whatever..are u people still on this s***..this isnt even a competition..basically we are all talking crap and we can say all we want..right until we meet and race then whatever...its all bulls***...u people bore me....at least give me a challenge. Ive been rippin people online since i was a kid....u will never win the game of words...and most or your p5s wont win the game of speed v. me so keep yappin....it gives me a reason to shove your crap back down your throats....AHHA
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You've been ripping people online since you were a kid!!????? ROFL!! WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
 
he actually PMed me with one of his intelligently written replies.. Hehe- talking about street racing and stuff. He must have just gotten home from 2Fast and 2Furious :).. What a waste.. I was having fun for a while, now he is just getting annoying. Oh well, gotta kill time somehow :)..
Joe
 
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Haha, what a waste of oxygen this guy is. For the sake of humanity, let's hope he's sterile and can't reproduce other little air pirates. When he was born, the clinic Dr. told his mom- "I'm sorry, I thought we got all of it out 7 months ago." :eek: 22 years later his parents are still thinking of ways to abort him....
Joe
 
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