My redneck Christmas decorations

[rednecks_r_us]

Here is the front of my garage for this season.

 

[NCZ13]

lmao

 

[StealthWyvern]

lmao

+1 man that s*** is to funny!

 

[rednecks_r_us]

some more

 

[MazdaManiac]

It looks like a hand puppet peeing on an artichoke.

 

[rednecks_r_us]

ROFL. This is what Eric had to say.

T'was the Nightmare before Christmas.
And all around the house, every creature was stirring, even a grouse.
Bill was so busy trimming with glee, all of the cactus planted around the front tree.
He was hanging lights here, he was hanging lights there.
Hanging them high, high in the air.
He was hanging them far, he was hanging them near.
He ran out of lights, so he hung up a deer.
Then came a girl, Lexi her name.
"She asked of her father,,,
"Was it a bother, to hang up the deer, the deer by the rear, so high in the sky, way above my eye."
Bill answered dear Lexi. Without hesitation.
"I'd hang it much higher if only I could." "But Mother would hit me with a big stick of wood."
So the deer hung bright with all of it's lights.
And Bill and Lexi were heard to say so polite,,,
"Merry Christmas to all, and all a good night"

 

[SuperProtege5]

^^^^ LMAO!!!!!!! That made my night.

 

[rednecks_r_us]

Hell I'm using Eric's poem and my picture as my Christmas E-cards this year.

 

[aMaff]

ROFLMFAO wwwooooooooooowwww.


Bill, that's absolutely hilarious! Screw the guy w/ the million dollar computer controlled light show. He didn't have a deer hangin by it's rear! Maybe now he will after seeing your greatness on the interwebz
(rlaugh)

 

[Donas64]

and thats why we think you're the man!

 

[rednecks_r_us]

I'm waiting to see what the neighbors have to say.

But in the meantime I added the picture as my avatar. LOL

 

[mickeyreategui]

now thats funny

 

[nazgul350r]

Love it!

 

[Powerslave]

that is original...lol

 

[kickniteasy]

I dig it.....I hope the PC Police don't come after you. When I was in Nebraska my dad and I decided to mix things up and did something very similar, we received a letter a couple weeks later from the city informing us that if we didn't take down our, "distasteful and offensive display" legal action would follow. Turns out a couple of, "I have nothing better to do" people made numerous complaints to the city about it, after looking at the official files, turns out it was only 3 different people making the same complaint over and over again. Funny thing was, nobody came to our door and asked us to change it. If someone would have just said, "Hey, I find that offensive and don't want to look at it" we would have changed it. It's not like we had our heart and soul in some sort of expression of ourselves, we were just bored with doing the same thing every year. I personally can't wait until Dec. 1st. I'm making a trip out just for holiday decorations. It's my girlfriend and I's first x-mas together (we just moved in together a few months ago) and we're both hard core x-mas fans. I already got the ok from the apartment complex for a 8 foot long blow up penguin sledding in front of our porch =).

 

[rednecks_r_us]

My wife wouldn't let me put a red nose on it.

 

[Killer]

you need a trailer. No self respecting redneck lives in a house with a foundation...(rofl2)

 

[rednecks_r_us]

you need a trailer. No self respecting redneck lives in a house with a foundation...(rofl2)

LOL I have a trailer its on the side of the house.


Here is a picture of the trailer and my primered truck.

 

[sanblaster]

Lmao!

 

[Chicoloco]

wow lol.