my girlfriend is pregnant....

JOS3 · Mar 5, 2007

it sucks, but honestly, its only been 2 weeks. there's no way it could have been serious anyway. cut your loss (if you can call leaving a slut a loss) and move on. good luck.

p.s. if you stay with her, i retract my 'good luck' statement.

Hate · Mar 5, 2007

Two weeks? How does a girl become a gf after only two weeks? There should be a mandatory 2 month break-in period on all women before you call the "girlfriend." And I see only two options here: She is pregnant with someone elses baby. She is pregnant with your baby. Which one do you really want? At least shes not pinning the blame on you like a worthless Maury *****.

Rush · Mar 5, 2007

1. People, read the whole thread before making comments -- he was with her for TWO MONTHS, not two weeks. The original post was a typo.

2. I can't remember who said it, but if a female isn't intelligent enough to be using some kind of birth control and gets pregnant -- guess what, she IS a stupid b****. For the love of God, Planned Parenthood gives out FREE birth control to ANYBODY. When I lost my insurance and couldn't afford to get my pills through my original gyno' anymore -- I went to PP and got protection through them. IT'S NOT HARD to keep yourself from getting preggers. Seriously.

3. How can you be SURE that the baby isn't yours? I assume the two of you were using protection, whereas she knows/admitted that she wasn't using protection with her ex?

4. The girl's an idiot slutbag. Give her a solid kick in her over-used crotch on the way out the door.

(End rant.)

Hate · Mar 5, 2007

Rush said:
1. People, read the whole thread before making comments -- he was with her for TWO MONTHS, not two weeks. The original post was a typo.

2. I can't remember who said it, but if a female isn't intelligent enough to be using some kind of birth control and gets pregnant -- guess what, she IS a stupid b****. For the love of God, Planned Parenthood gives out FREE birth control to ANYBODY. When I lost my insurance and couldn't afford to get my pills through my original gyno' anymore -- I went to PP and got protection through them. IT'S NOT HARD to keep yourself from getting preggers. Seriously.

3. How can you be SURE that the baby isn't yours? I assume the two of you were using protection, whereas she knows/admitted that she wasn't using protection with her ex?

4. The girl's an idiot slutbag. Give her a solid kick in her over-used crotch on the way out the door.

(End rant.)

It's not my fault he can't type...and that just makes it worse...if she's 4 weeks preggo with some other dudes baby, and was with this cat for 2 months, um I'm no math wiz, but the numbers don't add. Unless I should assume he really can't type and the 4 weeks was a typo too....

Smooth1 · Mar 5, 2007

Rush said:
1. People, read the whole thread before making comments -- he was with her for TWO MONTHS, not two weeks. The original post was a typo.

2. I can't remember who said it, but if a female isn't intelligent enough to be using some kind of birth control and gets pregnant -- guess what, she IS a stupid b****. For the love of God, Planned Parenthood gives out FREE birth control to ANYBODY. When I lost my insurance and couldn't afford to get my pills through my original gyno' anymore -- I went to PP and got protection through them. IT'S NOT HARD to keep yourself from getting preggers. Seriously.

3. How can you be SURE that the baby isn't yours? I assume the two of you were using protection, whereas she knows/admitted that she wasn't using protection with her ex?

4. The girl's an idiot slutbag. Give her a solid kick in her over-used crotch on the way out the door.

(End rant.)

You go girl!!(argh) (rant)

Smooth1 · Mar 5, 2007

The girl's an idiot slutbag. Give her a solid kick in her over-used crotch on the way out the door.
Over-used crotch! That's classic!(cool)

smo0f · Mar 5, 2007

when's the wedding

Foolish · Mar 5, 2007

smo0f said:
when's the wedding

Wow, talk about not reading the whole thread! You sir, take the prize (birthday)

sanblaster · Mar 5, 2007

Foolish said:
Wow, talk about not reading the whole thread! You sir, take the prize (birthday)

You are not serious, right?

smo0f · Mar 5, 2007

it's my first post

sanblaster · Mar 5, 2007

Mine too.

BadKarma · Mar 5, 2007

Kansei said:
or find a nice set of stairs that end on some concrete

Haha, the budget abortion eh?

smo0f · Mar 5, 2007

budget abortion is coat hanger

BadKarma · Mar 5, 2007

smo0f said:
budget abortion is coat hanger

Right! (hand)

ReFlex · Mar 5, 2007

Ok wow, where to start now...OMG the other day i seen this thread and looked right over it thinking it was stupid and didn't bother reading it...THANK GOD I AM READING IT NOW LOLOLOLOLO(OOLLOLOL...All joking aside i see some good comments up like throwing her down the stairs and off the cliff and what not...But tell you the true your only 21 years old and go have fun and don't be to quick to settle down...Just remember one thing, "If a girl ever doubts you, then she was never about you"...btw thats my quote i just made up, so don't steal it (just make sure you quote ReFlex)

redrims · Mar 7, 2007

Finished reading...thats what a get for jumping the gun again....

Sorry bro... Things do happen.

smo0f · Mar 7, 2007

he corrected himself and said 2 months, but never edited his first post.

1st Gen · Mar 7, 2007

Sucks dude.
Next.

slayer4u · Mar 8, 2007

Rush said:
1. People, read the whole thread before making comments -- he was with her for TWO MONTHS, not two weeks. The original post was a typo.

2. I can't remember who said it, but if a female isn't intelligent enough to be using some kind of birth control and gets pregnant -- guess what, she IS a stupid b****. For the love of God, Planned Parenthood gives out FREE birth control to ANYBODY. When I lost my insurance and couldn't afford to get my pills through my original gyno' anymore -- I went to PP and got protection through them. IT'S NOT HARD to keep yourself from getting preggers. Seriously.

3. How can you be SURE that the baby isn't yours? I assume the two of you were using protection, whereas she knows/admitted that she wasn't using protection with her ex?

4. The girl's an idiot slutbag. Give her a solid kick in her over-used crotch on the way out the door.

(End rant.)

Yes we were using protection. like I said this is the second time around. I'm not a stupid 18 year old anymore

Hate said:
It's not my fault he can't type...and that just makes it worse...if she's 4 weeks preggo with some other dudes baby, and was with this cat for 2 months, um I'm no math wiz, but the numbers don't add. Unless I should assume he really can't type and the 4 weeks was a typo too....

It is your fault that you didn't read the entire thread and it is my fault that I was half drunk when I posted that.

As for the numbers not adding up I'll make it simple for you. She got herself boned by sombody else about a month into our relationship. Its also known as cheating.

smo0f said:
when's the wedding

THis comment made me laugh.

FunkyBuddha · Mar 8, 2007

At least it's not yours LOL

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