my girlfriend is pregnant....

[Kansei]

Punch her in the stomach.

or find a nice set of stairs that end on some concrete

 

[Maxx Mazda]

Be glad it was only 2 weeks man. That's all I gotta say. I hope at least before you broke up you got to stick it in her pooper...

 

[~JoJo~]

you are lucky she didn't try to pin it on you. If she wanted to, she didn't have to tell you until 3 months later, and by that time, it's hard to calculate when she was pregnant.

 

[SeminoleMan]

Drop her, can't be too much of a loss. I wouldn't stick around through all the pregnancy BS with a kid that wasn't even mine. Besides, I wouldn't want to deal with having the 'donor' coming around trying to play Captain Save a Ho.

 

[slayer4u]

Oops my bad I ment two months. Anyway we knew each other longer that that.

You guys take the cake though. I was seriously thingking of leeting the b**** move in with me. maybe start a family.lol

Yeah I'm over it now. just took out a big chunk of my ego.

I think I'm still allitle drunlk.

 

[slayer4u]

you are lucky she didn't try to pin it on you. If she wanted to, she didn't have to tell you until 3 months later, and by that time, it's hard to calculate when she was pregnant.

She never told me. She had gone to see the doctor about it and gave him my number. I got a call from the doctor yesterday asking for her. I explained I was her boyfriend and says "So you must be the father..." I'm like WTF? Father of what? so after I get off the phone I call her at work and ask just what the **** is going on and she tells me she was banging her ex boyfriend the whole time.

 

[Foolish]

Ok, my bad. She's a ho.

 

[iLisa]

She never told me. She had gone to see the doctor about it and gave him my number. I got a call from the doctor yesterday asking for her. I explained I was her boyfriend and says "So you must be the father..." I'm like WTF? Father of what? so after I get off the phone I call her at work and ask just what the **** is going on and she tells me she was banging her ex boyfriend the whole time.

omg.. (hand) at least she didn't say it was yours..

 

[dave45090]

Punch her in the stomach.

Oh my God I just pissed my pants from this. I love random acts of violence. Kudos to you for my favorite comment of the day.

 

[dave45090]

Ok, my bad. She's a ho.

You GACC people......you so funny.

 

[Smooth1]

Come on man! 2 weeks! Get over it. Your lucky is wasn't longer then she hit you with that crap and tried to say it was yours. Can we say hello child support for a kid that's not yours. 4th and 10...time to punt.

 

[slayer4u]

omg.. (hand) at least she didn't say it was yours..

I could handle it being mine but it would have been too obvious if it wasn't. her ex-boyfriend is black you see. I guess I fell victom to the "Once you go black, you don't go back" cliche.(shrug)

I'd be totally cool if it was mine but this is absolute bulls***.

 

[slayer4u]

Come on man! 2 weeks! Get over it. Your lucky is wasn't longer then she hit you with that crap and tried to say it was yours. Can we say hello child support for a kid that's not yours. 4th and 10...time to punt.

Oops my bad I ment two months. Anyway we knew each other longer that that.

I think you missed that. And I am over it. just alittle pissed is all.

 

[Smooth1]

I think you missed that. And I am over it. just alittle pissed is all.

Well 2 months is better than 2 weeks. And you said you knew her before. Was she like that before you got together? I'm still on the assumption that she is 4 weeks pregnant and you were seeing her for 2 months. Had to edit. Just snapped you said you were over it. Good now go out and get blitzed and be careful if ya happen to wake up NOT alone!

 

[Roywhitep5]

I could handle it being mine but it would have been too obvious if it wasn't. her ex-boyfriend is black you see. I guess I fell victom to the "Once you go black, you don't go back" cliche.(shrug)

I'd be totally cool if it was mine but this is absolute bulls***.

(omg)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-zVlB4mvA

 

[ForceFed]

Google + CTRL C/CTRL V

(huh) What does this do..I would do it, but i am afraid of the consequences?

 

[girth]

(huh) What does this do..I would do it, but i am afraid of the consequences?

He's just saying he copied and pasted from google is all.

 

[nazgul350r]

Sorry for that but at least shes not trying to say its yours

 

[slayer4u]

Damn now that I've sobered up I can't believe this accually ruffled my feathers this much.lol Like I said this has happend before. s*** maybe I should start picking up chicks at St. Martin's. (Local catholic university.lol)

 

[Perro del Sol]

The title should be revised, My Ex-Girlfriend is Pregnant!

As we used to say back in the day, Let a ho, be a ho!