Miss SC is so Smart...S-M-R-T

[Shadow102]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Szcx0VkRo

Wow...somehow even a blonde joke doesnt make this any better

 

[aMaff]

Wow........way to do her state proud. We do ejmakatin bayd cuz uh, yuh know, south africa. And like.... then they're dumb too. So...we...smart. Help. Dumb. Yay 'merica!

 

[Foolish]

Wow, I watched that edited piece and thought, surely, it couldn't have been that bad. Then I watched the original, and it was truly no better!

Um, you know, south africa, and theIraq, and barbie's dream house, and we should help people, for uh, you know, the future and I like puppies.....

How did the host-dude not laugh at her? I really don't think I could have kept from saying something like "Uuuuummmmm.....O....K.....WHAT?"

 

[Woody54]

wow, i am embarrassed to live in this country because of people like her... but i love billy madison so it was worth my time to watch that

 

[gone_fishin]

How did the host-dude not laugh at her? I really don't think I could have kept from saying something like "Uuuuummmmm.....O....K.....WHAT?"

+1

I am speechless

 

[Foolish]

Actually, the best answer I can think of to the actual question would have been: 'cause I'm among the people considered in the poll, and as hard as it may be to believe, there are people even dumber than me!

 

[03promaz]

i'd still do her

 

[Prodigy]

Haha... we just watched that in my public speaking class... what not to do.

 

[Shaz]

HYPOCRITES, YOU ALL...if you were given a chance to hit the s*** with her, as dumb as she is or as valleygirl as she is, you will be begging on your knees. ...LOL

 

[Shadow102]

HYPOCRITES, YOU ALL...if you were given a chance to hit the s*** with her, as dumb as she is or as valleygirl as she is, you will be begging on your knees. ...LOL

honestly...no i rly dont find her that attractive

 

[aMaff]

HYPOCRITES, YOU ALL...if you were given a chance to hit the s*** with her, as dumb as she is or as valleygirl as she is, you will be begging on your knees. ...LOL

maybe if I could use earplugs... or a gag so she couldn't speak. And yes, I know that may take away from the fun, but I would probably be forced to destroy my own ear drums if she actually spoke a word.

 

[xtrememps]

Hey the upside of her being so dumb is you could probably trick her into doing whatever you wanted. (hump)

 

[mpvpsu]

WOW I watched the whole thing, and I could only stare at the screen and wonder.....WTF did I just watch?
But Ear plugs & Ball gag to bang her, just incase there's a failure of some sort.

 

[aMaff]

But Ear plugs & Ball gag to bang her, just incase there's a failure of some sort.

I seriously think I'd have an aneurysm if I ever heard her speak a word in person.

 

[SaaBaaDoo]

she is definitely not bad on the eyes though...

 

[CantCMe]

she neeps sleed

 

[FunkyBuddha]

sleed?

 

[aMaff]

she neeps sleed

swap 'em lol

 

[Foolish]

HYPOCRITES, YOU ALL...if you were given a chance to hit the s*** with her, as dumb as she is or as valleygirl as she is, you will be begging on your knees. ...LOL

I beg for noone.

While I have, in the past, dated girls on their aesthetic value alone, I quickly learned that there simply must be something going on behind her face as well! If you're just looking at a picture while you wank, hot trumps smart every time, but if you're actually spending time with them sober and clothed, you're going to want them to be able to hold a conversation that's not about make-up, celebrities and "Um, you know, South Africa, and theIraq, and barbie's dream house, and we should help people, for uh, you know, the future"

That said, if I were 18 and single again, and she were at a party, yeah, I'd try to hook up with her, as long as I could keep her mouth occupied in a non-speaking capacity at all times!

 

[Foolish]

From here:

“I am sitting here laughing at myself,” she said good-naturedly. “Is that really me? It’s like I’m not in my actual body.”Upton admitted that she totally froze on national television last Friday during the Miss Teen USA Pageant. Asked why a fifth of Americans could not locate the United States on a world map, she stammered out an answer that made Paula Abdul’s worst “American Idol” moment seem like a model of cogency.
Her answer, in its entirety, was: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Caught off-guard
The question clearly caught Upton by surprise. She explained Tuesday that she was so overwhelmed by the moment she barely heard any of the question.
“Everything did come at me at once,” she said. “And I made a mistake — everybody makes a mistake — I’m human. Right when the question was asked of me, I was in shock ... I would love to re-answer that question.”
Curry obliged, reading the entire question as it had been asked during the pageant. This time, Upton was ready.
“Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on a map,” she said. “I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. If the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography in our education so people will learn how to read maps better.”

Uh oh, her lower-pressure answer wasn't much better!

Awesome quote from this page:

She's got a point though. I for one am going to start a charity drive to give Americans maps. Though you know what they say:
"Give an American a map and he'll find his way for one day - give an American a cartography set and he'll probably poke himself in the eye and start a war against Greece."

...aaaaand a little treat on Ebay!