Jackass in a Mustang Bullet

[HooliganR6]

So I am running late for work and cruising down the hi-way doing about 85 (65MPH limit). All the sudden this new Mustang Bullet comes zooming past. There was no traffic so I figured what the hell and followed him. When he saw I was behind him he put his hand up and waved goodbye to me then he dropped the hammer and walked me Carl Lewis against a crippled kid. Hehe. I knew that was going to be the outcome and knew I did not have a chance. But gunned it anyway. To my surprise I was able to catch right back up to him once he backed off a little. I got along side him and wanted to give him a thumbs up but he just shot me this nasty ass look. Ok...so it is decided. This guy is a prick in a fast car with a straight axel rear suspension. Hehe. We get into this long sweeper and I was able to hang right with him. Well until it got straight again.


Ah well. I was just happy to be a annoying yellow nat to him the whole way to work. I really need that Spool turbo, or my bike

 

[Natey]

He probably had Hank Williams Jr. blaring the whole time.

 

[Cirielle]

At least that is better than the middle-aged women who have Mustangs around here who get in the damn left lane and go 50 in a 65!!!

 

[glyph]

He probably had Hank Williams Jr. blaring the whole time.

(lol)

I did the same thing with a porsche, can't remember which model 911 it was... but this older guy was driving kinda fast, I pulled alongside him, and as expected, he took off. I just wanted to play around as I was on a long drive, but he just wanted to snuff the young kid in his little car, if you know what I mean. He stepped it up to 120 or so, and I got up to 115 to catch up to him on a transition. We hit traffic, and when I wanted to give him a thumbs up cheering him on for actually driving his car, not like most porsches I see out there, but he was a jerk and wouldn't even look over.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

(yawn) (stupid) (notcool) (loser) (owned)

Looks to me like you got owned by a simple "live axle" machine.
I know somewhere on a mustang board is guy laughing at how some ricer in a protege tried to hang with him and when he let up (as a sympathy gesture) he got buzzed on.

I agree, he should've looked for the thumbs up afterwards, but maybe he's just sick of kids in imports trying to be faster than him. I got that s*** all the time in my mustangs....even in my contour svt. It just gets old having people in slow cars test you.

 

[HooliganR6]

I would say I got owned if I actually was trying to race him with the thought that I was gonna win. From the get go I knew I was gonna get roasted. I just wanted to see what his car can do out of appreciation for the faster cars out there.

But yeah..I am stupid and got owned.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

In my persception of what happened and probably his to, it looked like you wanted to race. Hell, you admitted trying to to keep up...what is that if not racing??

 

[HooliganR6]

If I was racing then answer me this..

How come when we got caught in traffic and I wound up in front of him...then when it cleared I let him go by. ?? I was already on the move cause I was trying to make time getting to work faster. He just happened to zoom by and I wanted to make my 1 hour drive to work more interesting.

 

[mp5jeff]

you said he "dropped the hammer" then you gunned it, sounds like you tried to race to me

 

[HooliganR6]

dropped the hammer and walked me Carl Lewis against a crippled kid. Hehe. I knew that was going to be the outcome and knew I did not have a chance. But gunned it anyway.

If you are going to quote me, at least quote the whole thing. I knew from the start I did not have a chance, I was just passing time going to work trying to tag along with this guy.

Anyway....I am done. I thought I would post a entertaining story (at least to myself) but as always with the internet things get twisted into something they are not.

I am off to try and find a Enzo to "race"

 

[MazdaSpeed0020]

(yawn) (stupid) (notcool) (loser) (owned)

Looks to me like you got owned by a simple "live axle" machine.
I know somewhere on a mustang board is guy laughing at how some ricer in a protege tried to hang with him and when he let up (as a sympathy gesture) he got buzzed on.

I agree, he should've looked for the thumbs up afterwards, but maybe he's just sick of kids in imports trying to be faster than him. I got that s*** all the time in my mustangs....even in my contour svt. It just gets old having people in slow cars test you.

This is one thing I really dont like about American owners, they always think that just because they drive an American car all the Import drivers try to mess with them, its true to an extent. But in my MSP I have all the American guys trying to prove that their balls are bigger then mine when I have half the engine then they do. I just laugh at them because they think that having a V8 makes them have a bigger dick.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

THe only time I can recall a domestic trying to race my was one night I'm taking my wife to the movies and I pull up next to a WS6 in my P5. My wife says it's apretty car and when I look over I see the kid picking his nose! So I point and start laughing and when the light turns green he guns it. He got the hell out of town! I wasn't trying to race him, but he wanted to let me know who was top dog. I think in the end I won. I got to go to the movies with a pretty girl and he was stuck driving around with his finger up his nose!

 

[HooliganR6]

driving around with his finger up his nose!

.....And boogers on his steering wheel.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

Just goes to show you that even dorks with snotty noses have money......and drive chevys!