WTF is up with some people??? Why is there such a love/hate relationship with Orange? Have they forgot about that glorious fruit that provides us with all that vitamin C? Or how about Florida??? One word: DISNEY!! ahh...
(merely rhetorical question btw... afterall, the combination of the association with "tuner/ricer cars" along with the overall rarity... well, I guess that's the reason) ...
regardless!! it pisses me off!
the other day I'm talkin with my crazy ukranian friend Andrew K (or AK for short)... homez is practically right off the boat... knows English pretty well but he often uses certain words inappropriately (see below) and has a ridiculously funny accent not to mention some pretty insane views on the world. (thinks all guys should have mistresses and that only europeans can make good cars) hmm... well maybe that's not so insane afterall! (the first part anyway!) but I digress...
homez just bought a saab 93. I was tryin to get him to buy a WRX (Since it's basically the same price) but as I mentioned, he'll only buy European. Below is a reinactment of the conversation we had recently at lunch...
AK: "so tell me!! what do you think of the saab? It's nice, right?"
ME: "dude, your car's pretty cool but I still think you should have got the WRX for what you paid! you should have at least test drove it... you would have been blown away by how fast those things are"
AK: "no no no... these japanese... they don't know how to make a good solid car! my car is like a tank! (makes some strange tank sound effect). Plus all the ladies love this car... I get out with my leather jacket and sunglasses and they're like 'Oh baby!!' I just got tints so they think I'm a man of mystery"
ME: (laughing at the man of mystery comment) "Alright whatever... I'll give you the fact that certain types of women would definitely like a guy that drove a saab more than a subaru but come on! you could have gotten just as much ass with a wrx and would have enjoyed the ride (in more ways than one) a lot more!"
AK: "Even if that was so, I have a professional image I need to uphold. Women see me in the saab and think I have a lot of money... that I'm a lawyer or something. This WRX... it's for college punks."
ME: "College punks huh? Hmm... so what you're saying is, it's for a younger dude whereas your car is a bit more mature. I can buy that. (even though it would totally destroy your car!) So let me ask you this... you say the saab is the kind of car a professional drives. someone who's important... and that the wrx is for a college punk...
(waits for acknowledgement)
SO WHAT ABOUT MY CAR??? (points to it in the parking lot) WHAT KIND OF GUY DRIVES THIS THING? "
(knowing how he feels about my car already, I can't wait to hear his answer)
AK: (totally straight faced and pretty loud... for a restaurant) "Some kind of motherfucker!"
ME: (lmfao) half whispering... "So I'm a motherfucker???"
AK: "well no... I don't even know why you bought that ridiculous car. That's just the type of guy I see driving it. No offense or anything!"
ME: (still lmao) "It's the color right?"
AK: nods
ME: "It's all good man... that's why I bought it! Now let's go race mothafucka!!!"
.... proceeded to hit the merrit parkway around 2pm... not a lot of traffic. and since it's rather cold out, the car seems to pull harder than usual so I was feelin pretty confident. then again, his car is turboed as well (175hp linear M/T model with a couple hundred lbs on me) we slowed it down to around 15mph... I gave him the thumbs up and we both took off.
I suppose I shouldn't be that surprised... it was a pretty dead even race. I had him by a nose but I took off before him so I call it even. it's only like the 3rd time I've raced someone (in nearly 2 years) so I'm sure someone with more experience may have fared better. Then again, his car is brand new and will most likely get a little faster later on.
We switched cars on our way back to work. Pretty sweet ride... gotta like the interior... might not be a beemer but is clearly more upscale than mine. For 24k, I'd still rather get a WRX over it but I can at least see some appeal... even still, tough to give up 50 hp and AWD for some leather seats and a sweedish emblem. Then again, if he's right about it getting the ladies attention... maybe that doesn't matter as much!
So does anyone know where I can get a "bad mutha fucka" pulp fiction wallet? I mean, I might as well have the matching wallet to go with the car!
(merely rhetorical question btw... afterall, the combination of the association with "tuner/ricer cars" along with the overall rarity... well, I guess that's the reason) ...
regardless!! it pisses me off!
the other day I'm talkin with my crazy ukranian friend Andrew K (or AK for short)... homez is practically right off the boat... knows English pretty well but he often uses certain words inappropriately (see below) and has a ridiculously funny accent not to mention some pretty insane views on the world. (thinks all guys should have mistresses and that only europeans can make good cars) hmm... well maybe that's not so insane afterall! (the first part anyway!) but I digress...
homez just bought a saab 93. I was tryin to get him to buy a WRX (Since it's basically the same price) but as I mentioned, he'll only buy European. Below is a reinactment of the conversation we had recently at lunch...
AK: "so tell me!! what do you think of the saab? It's nice, right?"
ME: "dude, your car's pretty cool but I still think you should have got the WRX for what you paid! you should have at least test drove it... you would have been blown away by how fast those things are"
AK: "no no no... these japanese... they don't know how to make a good solid car! my car is like a tank! (makes some strange tank sound effect). Plus all the ladies love this car... I get out with my leather jacket and sunglasses and they're like 'Oh baby!!' I just got tints so they think I'm a man of mystery"
ME: (laughing at the man of mystery comment) "Alright whatever... I'll give you the fact that certain types of women would definitely like a guy that drove a saab more than a subaru but come on! you could have gotten just as much ass with a wrx and would have enjoyed the ride (in more ways than one) a lot more!"
AK: "Even if that was so, I have a professional image I need to uphold. Women see me in the saab and think I have a lot of money... that I'm a lawyer or something. This WRX... it's for college punks."
ME: "College punks huh? Hmm... so what you're saying is, it's for a younger dude whereas your car is a bit more mature. I can buy that. (even though it would totally destroy your car!) So let me ask you this... you say the saab is the kind of car a professional drives. someone who's important... and that the wrx is for a college punk...
(waits for acknowledgement)
SO WHAT ABOUT MY CAR??? (points to it in the parking lot) WHAT KIND OF GUY DRIVES THIS THING? "
(knowing how he feels about my car already, I can't wait to hear his answer)
AK: (totally straight faced and pretty loud... for a restaurant) "Some kind of motherfucker!"
ME: (lmfao) half whispering... "So I'm a motherfucker???"
AK: "well no... I don't even know why you bought that ridiculous car. That's just the type of guy I see driving it. No offense or anything!"
ME: (still lmao) "It's the color right?"
AK: nods
ME: "It's all good man... that's why I bought it! Now let's go race mothafucka!!!"
.... proceeded to hit the merrit parkway around 2pm... not a lot of traffic. and since it's rather cold out, the car seems to pull harder than usual so I was feelin pretty confident. then again, his car is turboed as well (175hp linear M/T model with a couple hundred lbs on me) we slowed it down to around 15mph... I gave him the thumbs up and we both took off.
I suppose I shouldn't be that surprised... it was a pretty dead even race. I had him by a nose but I took off before him so I call it even. it's only like the 3rd time I've raced someone (in nearly 2 years) so I'm sure someone with more experience may have fared better. Then again, his car is brand new and will most likely get a little faster later on.
We switched cars on our way back to work. Pretty sweet ride... gotta like the interior... might not be a beemer but is clearly more upscale than mine. For 24k, I'd still rather get a WRX over it but I can at least see some appeal... even still, tough to give up 50 hp and AWD for some leather seats and a sweedish emblem. Then again, if he's right about it getting the ladies attention... maybe that doesn't matter as much!
So does anyone know where I can get a "bad mutha fucka" pulp fiction wallet? I mean, I might as well have the matching wallet to go with the car!