If you could punch one celebrity, who would you punch?

[Kansei]

Tom Cruise annoys me. i think I'd punch him 3 times.

agreed.

 

[503MSP]

my three would be

1. Andy Milan (wutever the **** his last name is from that gay mtv show of his) - This ass licker gets all 3 of my punches and prob hit him with my car repeatedly just for being so annoying

 

[warrier04]

US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales - details and discussion here: http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/06/04/22/2132234.shtml

President Bush - stem cell research is the future, and you're stopping it in its tracks. thanks for letting the rest of the world lead the way in one of the greatest advances in the last century.

Representative Lamar Smith - details and discussion here: http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/04/24/0358210&threshold=-1

anyone who thinks that intelligent design should be taught in schools - it's not a science, it's a belief. you teach your kids all you want outside of the classroom, but in school, we're gonna keep it to proven scientific evidence.

 

[vindication]

I forgot about Bono. Man I hate that self righteous pompous bastard

 

[RallyeRedSi]

damn i forgot bout kanye too

 

[RallyeRedSi]

ohh and all those ****** bitches on super sweet 16 i hate them all

 

[SeminoleMan]

Kevin Federline - Just because
Ray Nagin - Inept NO Mayor
All of 'Coldplay'

 

[fLyPiNoY7]

michael moore - stop whining about everything u b****...
tom cruise - dude needs to chill the **** out...
andy millanokis - cause hes annoying as ****

the donkeypunch list:
-michelle branch
-jessica alba
-elisha cuthbert
-and the list goes on...

 

[Protege2K]

William Shatner

 

[SP33D]

the geiko lizard (he went from funny to a homosexual brit)

lars ulrich (because im still pissed about napster, and got stuck using programs that either died in 2 months or were virus infested. coincidentally metallica started sucking around the same time as he became a baby)

tatanka (old wwf wrestler.. rudest guy i have ever met, shaun michaels was probably the coolest that i met though)

 

[RallyeRedSi]

ooh i forgot about k.fed i want to give him knuckle sandwhich

 

[GrandBelialKey]

lars ulrich (because im still pissed about napster, and got stuck using programs that either died in 2 months or were virus infested.

(mswerd)

I forgot lars ulrich and any members of the bands "trivium" or "atreyu" - boiling blood at those posers (laugh)

 

[Puckpimp71]

Nader

 

[pro00]

tom cruise (his stupid ideology)
the Bush's (obvious)
the morning CNN crew (they are a bunch of overpaid, ignorant retards that can't have a normal conversation)

*no offense to anybody that knows/relates/or like the above characters

 

[CitizenPro]

LL Cool J........****** thinks hes the s***, and his music sucks.

Deion Sanders......Dont get me started.

Quentin Tarantino.......I love the guy and his work, i just think his reaction to getting nailed in da face would be hilarious (lol2)

 

[Buck]

I don't think "K-Fed" should qualify as a celebrity. But I would love to punch him regardless.

 

[Sarspanky123]

Paris Hilton

Ashton Kutcher

Ashlee Simpson


i hate them all they should get the crap beat out of them, Paris Hilton the most

 

[SLC-MSP]

1. Barry Bonds - His douche-ness started long before the steroid scandal
2. Joe Morgan - STFU
3. Tim McCarver - see #2

Must be spring.

 

[vcinsanity1523]

Bill Walton (Go smoke another L)

Jim Carey (Love his movies I would just like to see his reaction lol)

50 Cent (You might have survived 9 shots 2 the face lets see you survive a donkey punch with brass knucks)

Pharell (Stock acting like your such a ******* tough guy when you rap and then you sing like you have no balls, POW out goes little skateboard P

 

[Undercover]

i will punch bill gate..... and say " give me the money, batch~!"