I hate Jessica Simpson so bad...

[Matthew]

my wife watches that ******* retarded show about her and her dumbass husband. she is such a ******* dipshit it actually puts me in a bad mood. i wish people like her would fall off a cliff or something...there are too many safety precautions in this world that save people that would otherwise be eliminated by the darwin theory - like her.

 

[boostisgood]

Man Matt, chill bro. She may be stupid, but damn she is so bangable.

 

[1sty]

I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed D

 

[never Ender]

she's hott to trott. i'd do it to it.

 

[Matthew]

i didnt say i wouldnt **** her...but she asked if a pork chop was made from the chop of a "pork" what a dumb ****.

 

[never Ender]

lol!(spank)

 

[perfworks]

i didnt say i wouldnt **** her...but she asked if a pork chop was made from the chop of a "pork" what a dumb ****.

I laughed for 8 minutes straight after reading that. LOL

 

[Togan]

jessica is the dumbest living thing

 

[Matthew]

yes i cant stand her.

 

[Togan]

have u watched her flash cartoon animation that mocks her?

 

[Rawny12017]

she is hot....i dont think i could live with her and her stupidity...s*** like that gets on my nerves...

 

[fkmp5]

she is also the one who thought buffalo wings were the "wings" from a "buffalo" .. idiot!! but definately hot-- still no excuse to be that stupid.

 

[Matthew]

have u watched her flash cartoon animation that mocks her?

got a link?

 

[Protege5girl]

What about "platamapus"??

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

a lot puts you in a bad mood matt..and i agree completely.

 

[ELEmental59437]

I am proud to live in her hometown of Richardson, TX. WOOT!

 

[MP3skaterNC]

shes going to be in wilmington soon. maybe she'll fall in the river or something classic.

 

[Mr. Win]

i didnt say i wouldnt **** her...but she asked if a pork chop was made from the chop of a "pork" what a dumb ****.

hahahahhhhhhhhah omg thank you\

my gf loves this show aswell

 

[Gbourdon]

Matthew - I'm with you man. Shows like that will actually put me in a bad mood. My ex used to watch those shows all the time. I would get so agitated that I would have to leave the room in a rant. But jessica is very bangable.

 

[Matthew]

yep i just leave the room and come here or play RvS which works the best.