I chased a cat under my car and found 3?

[travisto]

Cambodians eat cats! I was just going to startle one with a 25 dollar paint gun that probably doesn't shoot a hundred feet! The cat probably would have ******* laughed at me! (hump) What does this have to do with performance anyways? (bike) Maybe Ill go adopt a cat at the SPCA, (hippy) and trade my MSP for a PRIUS! (screwy) Or better yet...maybe I should just let my 2 Catahoulas rome around without a leash! (dark) Then they can eat the ******* cat and go s*** it out on the neighbors yard! (headbang)

 

[StarvingRussian]

(lol)

 

[SP33D]

(rofl2)
wow your a real piece of work, if I dont care about animals do you think I care anything about what you had to say? I'm sorry you waisted all that energy thinking about what you were going to say and then typing it.

It's not that you don't care what I have to say, it's that you're incapable of understanding the prospective that I'm expressing to you, because you're an ignorant piece of trash. Garbage like you should be wiped from the earth.

 

[Aricjm15]

It's not that you don't care what I have to say, it's that you're incapable of understanding the prospective that I'm expressing to you, because you're an ignorant piece of trash. Garbage like you should be wiped from the earth.

OMG I LOVE TO KILL CATZ ALL DAY AND SKIN THEM AND EAT THEIR EYEZ AND I LOVE TO CALL YOU BAD WORDS OH MY LOOK AT MY BIG TEXT I GO KILL KATS AND **** YOU IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE I EAT SMALL CHILDREN

 

[SP33D]

Cambodians eat cats!

Last time I checked this had nothing to do with Cambodia.

I was just going to startle one with a 25 dollar paint gun that probably doesn't shoot a hundred feet!

Wow.. because a gun needs to be able to shoot one hundred feet when the cat is under the car, and you're crouched down looking under the car..

The cat probably would have ******* laughed at me!

Cats don't laugh.

What does this have to do with performance anyways?

If this was about performance, you wouldn't have needed to try to be cute by adding the fact that you were chasing a cat with a paintball gun. LOLOLOL FOUND 3 CATS, TRIED SHOOTING ONE.. THE OTHER 2 WERE ON MY CAR LOLOLOL.. classic standup comedian over here. There's 100,000 unemployed comedians around the world and you're sitting here trying to crack jokes.

Maybe Ill go adopt a cat at the SPCA, and trade my MSP for a PRIUS!

Just because you dislike cats doesn't mean that you have to harm them. Just because I don't like the fact that you dislike cats doesn't mean you have to change into a tree-hugging hippy. The point is.. the cats don't really understand that they're ruining your flowers. If it's that big of a problem, tell your neighbors.

The rest of his comments were deleted because it was another failed attempt at a joke.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

I'm surprised that your worthless parents raised you to not have any concern for other living creatures besides your cold hearted self.

Watch it tough guy. Those would happen to be my "worthless parents" as well. You want to rip on someone who says something you don't like, that's fine. Making baseless attacks against someone's family is another thing. But I suppose your "worthless parents" taught you nothing of respect.

Its prospect, not "prospective". Dumbass.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

notice no'one commented on my post.....smart!

 

[Captain KRM P5]

notice no'one commented on my post.....smart!

I have no problems with you Matty, never have. Ok well there was that time you called my cell phone in the middle of a shift from first to second and I missed the shift almost. Does that count ?

 

[SP33D]

Watch it tough guy. Those would happen to be my "worthless parents" as well. You want to rip on someone who says something you don't like, that's fine. Making baseless attacks against someone's family is another thing. But I suppose your "worthless parents" taught you nothing of respect.

Its prospect, not "prospective". Dumbass.

perspective*
I appoligize for my comments against your parents, but the fact still remains that your brother(?) doesn't care about other living creatures just because he feels he shouldn't have to.

And my parents taught me a lot about respect, but I made a decision on my own to not respect people who have no regard for life other than their own.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

hahaah, I'm all about disrupting a speed-shift!! My favorite thing to do is to freak people in the car with me by driving one-handed while talking on the cellphone and shifting gears. I steer with my knees, shift with my right hand and "soft-clutch" with my left toes. It's awesome to watch me ruysh the gears with one hand a knee. Torque steer is a b****!

p.s. Ken and I are super-cool....however people who hurt animals or women are not safe around me. I have a tendancy to start pounding people.

 

[SP33D]

hahaha i love driving with my knees.. i actually almost convinced one of my friends that my car had autopilot

 

[travisto]

Last time I checked this had nothing to do with Cambodia.

Wow.. because a gun needs to be able to shoot one hundred feet when the cat is under the car, and you're crouched down looking under the car..

Cats don't laugh.

If this was about performance, you wouldn't have needed to try to be cute by adding the fact that you were chasing a cat with a paintball gun. LOLOLOL FOUND 3 CATS, TRIED SHOOTING ONE.. THE OTHER 2 WERE ON MY CAR LOLOLOL.. classic standup comedian over here. There's 100,000 unemployed comedians around the world and you're sitting here trying to crack jokes.

Just because you dislike cats doesn't mean that you have to harm them. Just because I don't like the fact that you dislike cats doesn't mean you have to change into a tree-hugging hippy. The point is.. the cats don't really understand that they're ruining your flowers. If it's that big of a problem, tell your neighbors.

The rest of his comments were deleted because it was another failed attempt at a joke.

I've told my neighbors and they don't seem to care. So like I said I'm going to let my Catahoulas run around the neighborhood. They won't know it's wrong to eat the ******* cat! (butthump) And they won't know they are fertilizing the neghbors yard when they s*** the cat back out under their tree! (dark) That's just nature. But you are right, cats don't laugh and they don't cry when they're being eatin alive either!(burp)

 

[SP33D]

Eh whatever. You know what they say. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.. so arguing with you is pointless. The way you feel won't change.

Yes the mazdaspeeds have 2 cats. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of companies that sell hi-flow cats.. and most turboback systems that companies are coming out with have hi-flow cats. (which would be your best option, because running no cats = huge fines if you're caught)

and about the problem with the cat that goes to the bathroom in your flowers.. all i ask is that you try to find a solution without actually hurting the cat. I mean cmon.. picture being the cat... all you wanna do is take a dump.. and some dude is trying to shoot you with a paintball gun. lol

 

[Aricjm15]

Eh whatever. You know what they say. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.. so arguing with you is pointless. The way you feel won't change.

Yes the mazdaspeeds have 2 cats. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of companies that sell hi-flow cats.. and most turboback systems that companies are coming out with have hi-flow cats. (which would be your best option, because running no cats = huge fines if you're caught)

and about the problem with the cat that goes to the bathroom in your flowers.. all i ask is that you try to find a solution without actually hurting the cat. I mean cmon.. picture being the cat... all you wanna do is take a dump.. and some dude is trying to shoot you with a paintball gun. lol

Thank you

 

[travisto]

Eh whatever. You know what they say. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.. so arguing with you is pointless. The way you feel won't change.

Yes the mazdaspeeds have 2 cats. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of companies that sell hi-flow cats.. and most turboback systems that companies are coming out with have hi-flow cats. (which would be your best option, because running no cats = huge fines if you're caught)

and about the problem with the cat that goes to the bathroom in your flowers.. all i ask is that you try to find a solution without actually hurting the cat. I mean cmon.. picture being the cat... all you wanna do is take a dump.. and some dude is trying to shoot you with a paintball gun. lol

Hey straight up man, I wouldn't hurt any cat. Not even that one. I was just playin along with everybody's crazy responses. I have a heart. Oh and I never actually fired a shot, as a matter of fact, the neighbor that owns the cat told me to put moth balls in (my wife's) flowerbed. He says they hate the smell of that s***. And I would never let my Catahoulas out of the backyard because they would kill my other neighbors Rotweiler. And last but not least thanks for the info. I was lookin for!(about my car) (headbang)

 

[SP33D]

Ummm.. you're welcome... i guess (scratch)

 

[toucci]

you guys flip out when a dog pees on your lawn... its infinitesmally worse when they crap on it

luckily, recent public awareness and new laws have almost eliminated the problem in my area

 

[SP33D]

By the way.. when I said huge fines.. I mean.. HUGE fines. In cali I think its $10,000.. and it's either like south carolina or north carolina or a state close to there... it's $20,000. (stooges)Although a lot of states haven't really passed any strict laws.. or whatever they do.. I wouldn't risk it, because you never know when a dickhead cop will write a dickhead ticket.. and the dickhead judge in that town will go along with it to try to raise a couple grand for his jurisdiction(sp?)

 

[Tunnel_Rat]

I will tell all you cat lover a story
Here in OZ we have a problem with cats killing Australian native birds and mammials some have been wiped out gone forever just because of the fucken suburban cat. It kills because of its hunting instinct not because of hunger.
I moved into the house I am in now 12years ago I had two native bush Doves that would come and feed in my back yard evey morning.These doves pair for life after 10 years even my dogs got use to them but 2 years ago some new neighbours moved in guess what they had a cat four days later I come home to find one dove ripped to shreds and the other dove still next to it so i got rid of the dead bird the other dove still came and feed for about a week and then disappeared.They say old doves that have paired for a long time will allways die not long after its mate.
I was fucken piss off but revenge is sweet four days later I come home from work and guess what the cat is in my front yard so it comes to me and I grab it cute little pussie. I live on a busy street I look up and a garbage truck is coming down the road o prass the load I look around nobody to be seen and wuusska I throw the cat under the wheels of the truck o man what a mess it all went so well.
Well thats what started me on my crusade I now have 116 kills and growing.
New law just passed any cat found out side of owners residence will be put down (yippy)

 

[blakesmith13]

(shocked) jeeeezzzzzz thats crazy but really in all technicality really the noise is enough to scare them away & they arent going to learn bc squirrels in my yard havent figured it out yet after 2 years and they are all different colors now