Human For Sale

[clownphish]

Now you can prove to the bastards of the world that YOU ARE WORTH MORE! Mwahahahahahhaaaaaaa! Check this out:

Have you been thinking about putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you could get on the open human market? HumanForSale.com will attempt to place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic facets of life (physical,mental,lifestyle,personality). This is obviously a very subjective matter and is not intended and does not claim to be scientifically accurate. The more honestly you answer the questions, the more realistic the dollar value returned will be.
www.humanforsale.com

I'm worth $1,659,730.00. I wonder if I answered all the questions as purely as possible if I'd be worth more. I know it's "entertainment", whatever, I know I'm BETTER! LOL!

Edit: Average worths

Average value for a female is $1,605,927.00
Average value for a male is $1,820,932.00

 

[jersey_emt]

'You are worth exactly $2,256,806.00'

 

[lgagno1]

You are worth exactly $2,025,266.00

Muahaha! I guess there is a market for medium built asians without a criminal record.

 

[clownphish]

Damn you men! I'm just above average, meh, better than below! (shrug)

 

[Dexter]

Im sure im worth about 50 cents.

 

[2K3 MSP]

Aww...You are worth exactly $1,618,120.00
Maybe college would have helped....

 

[xtrememps]

I'm priceless.

 

[Dexter]

You are worth exactly $2,151,030.00

 

[nate0123]

You are worth exactly $2,180,570.00

 

[trippertripp]

haha awesome im worth $1,750,544.00 thats pretty good for a 17 year old guy that only gets 6 bucks an hour

 

[Rawyzf]

You are worth exactly $2,139,140.00

 

[2words]

You are worth exactly $1,769,786.00

 

[Micah]

You are worth exactly $2,092,614.00

I probably lost points for not going to college, and for drugs, alcohol and other life related things.

 

[RenzoMSP]

$1,409,034.00 boooooo

 

[txrxs]

You are worth exactly $2,369,860.00
the penis question must have helped me

 

[changedman]

You are worth exactly $3,052,008.00

 

[changedman]

course, i have a 10" penis so that helps.


(rofl)

 

[Gbourdon]

You are worth exactly $2,513,410.00

I am teh win. Buy me now and save.

 

[Gbourdon]

Doh too slow. I probably lost points on the whole drinking, drugs, smoking thing for sure.

 

[CrazyCaker]

You are worth exactly $1,826,850.00