i got stopped by the sheriffs in socal before at 2am for no reason. after asking for my lic/reg, he asked why i was in a city 40 miles from where i lived (he saw the address on my lic). here's part of the conversation that ensued:
sheriff dickhead: what are you doing up here?
me: just dropping off my girlfriend, we just came back from disneyland
sheriff cocksucker: oh? where'd you two meet, in college?
me: no, actually, we met....(he cuts me off right now)
sheriff powertrip: i don't need to know your life story (why the **** did he ask, then?)
he then let me go seeing as i wasn't speeding/breaking curfew/dealing drugs/smuggling illegals. i wanted to **** punch the ******.