How funny...

[KurtMP3]

Hopw funny I come home and Kat (katsmp3) tells me im a moderator of this forum, which Antoine designates in the sticky above this post that they do not condone racing etc etc...Meanwhile I nearly get booked last night for racing.

We were coming up a main road north of Toronto and my buddy pulled up to me at the lights, its like 2am and he revs so i go, sure why not...we burn off the light making whut I am sure is lots of noise...climb quickly to like 50km or so was about to powershift to 3rd and see headlights in the bank parking lot, slam the breaks to get back down to 40-50 and see it is a cop...I figure he is going to anna!!ly **** us....He just watches us go by...but the problem here is that we had been screwing around for a few kilometers up this road before we did this off the light...a car who was following us pulled in where the cop was and im sure told him we were being a$$es...so drive another 5 km and i watch to see the cop pull out, i never saw him till he was up on our buts trailing us and running plates...by this time im the front of 3 cars so he picked off the back one, the one i was racing...I took off down another road and met back up later, my buddy got off cuz the cop didnt know whether we were actually racing, so good thing i took off...interesting night, funnier thing was that guy had got booked this last weekend for racing already!

post any stories like this you have here

 

[BigBlue]

Ok I got a pretty good story....normally I'm not a big person for racing but it was peer pressure I tell ya!

This one actually happened out in Toronto when I was there with 3 buddies on a Java course. Anyhoo we'd gone off to Whiskey a Go Go's....a ummmm bar where I was shocked to discover women actually REMOVE their clothing!

We had a rented Ford Explorer and were heading up(I think) Highway 7 on our way back to the hotel. Out of nowhere an Integra blows by us and the rest of the guys goad me into a pursuit. I slam on the gas and catch up...and we start pacing one another and having fun passing all the other cars. We start approaching an underpass and I see a car parked on the side and I immediately figured it for a cop and slow down....the Integra didn't tho and continued on I guess thinking he'd "won". The other car from the underpass now passed me and I could see in fact it was a cop and hasn't put his cherries on yet tho. Another kilometer up the Integra(who is unaware of the cop behind him still) turns off to the left and the cop follows and turns on the lights. I pass by and from that point on go the speed limit...which ended up being a good thing.

Apparently the cop had radioed to another one that we were racing and just near the hotel a cop pulled me over. I played innocent of course and asked what the problem was and he told me outright that he had a report of a Ford Explorer speeding with some other car. I almost broke out laughing but I didn't and he just sent me on my way. Got way lucky on that one!

 

[MidnightP5]

In Houston, there is this road where if you have a car you are on this road at night on weekends. My friend and I are driving down this road in his Celica. A uh, damn, can't remember exactly what car it was, maybe a Chevy POS nothing you expect to race in or anything. Anyways this Chevy is driving like a maniac, weaving in and out of traffic and nearly hit us. We come to a red light and we are in one lane and he is in another. We kinda take off just to show off a bit and surprisingly he did too. We weren't into racing so we were't going fast and we let this Chevy go with this BIG lead but we are still speeding, according to the speed limit. My friend decides at this point to just slow down to the speed limit and RIGHT as he did that, this cop pulls out in front of us from an intersecting street and turns his lights and siren on. He pulled over that Chevy. It was hysterical to watch an idiot like that get pulled over JUST like that. If my friend had not slowed down, we probably would have hit the cop car because there was a hill blocking the view.


My next story isn't a funny one but just WHOA! My friend and I were asked to this dance by these two girls (it was a girl ask guy dance) and there were 6 of us so we decided to take his dad's Expedition. On our way to the hotel where the dance is, we had to make a left turn at a light from the same road as the one in the previous story. I wasn't really in my seat, I was for some reason inbetween the two front seats and something caught my eye. I was speechless and I started hitting my friend on the arm (he was driving and we were waiting for the light to turn green so no harm in hitting his arm). I could not get the words out but I managed to YELL his name and LOOK! All of a sudden a Ferrari 360 Maranello and a Porsche 911 Turbo just take off racing. It was so beautiful. When we got to the dance the first like hour my friend and I just remembered it. That was an incredible day. Coincidentally an academic club at my high school that I was in had put on a car show so we had invited a lot of nice cars to come. That was a fun day. And a lot of work, keeping it organized and clean.

 

[KurtMP3]

You know how many people would pay to see a Porsche ad Ferrari take each other on? That mustve been sweet a$$ to watch!!!!

Hey Blue yup i garauntee that was Hwy & you were going across all the speed demons fly down there, i was doing 140 across that last night, and was taking it back from Whisky a Go Go's before my buddy got booked last night....ha ha funny how that bar has a problem with us speeders coming out of there

Hey Blue did you enjoy Whisky's? At least you went to the bext ripper bar in Toronto when you were here

 

[BigBlue]

I bloody loved that place.....for one thing here in Winnipeg they don't allow lap dancing so there isn't a million super hot girls walking around. The first time I went was when I was on course a different time(IBM has our head office there and so I make it down to TO semi-often for courses) and we had no idea what lap dancing was.

Me and my two co-workers sit down and this HOT latino girl comes up to us and I'm thinking she's a waitress or whatever....she sits down on my lap to my surprise and hikes up her super short skirt and she's going commando and she's like asking me if I like what I see.....lol DUUUUHHHH! We kinda caught on quick after that!

The coolest thing was I met this hot asian lap dancer(some of them never strip they only do the lap dancing) and although I declined on the lap dance(as I always do) later on as is custom there, when the girls come out for a free lap dance she came straight to me. Damn that was fun!

Hehe well that was probably too much info....but I really like that place...it 's funny too because here I never ever go to the strip clubs...normally I'm just not into it...but Whiskey kicks some major ass!

 

[KurtMP3]

Too funny man...ya that place rules...Ive been there twice with girls coming to the rippers with me, and ive never left that place without a hell of a story...I wont share those as you can imagine yourself what the story is

Well at least now all the mazdamp3.com guyz know where to go if they come to Toronto!

 

[Antoine]

Ummm...directions and plane ticket please...lol...all I have to say is try Vegas on New Years....

 

[LinuxRacr]

That was close yall! It is a common thing to see porches, and ///M3's, and such racing on 75, and the tolway (I race the on the tolway for fun knowing what the outcome will be).