holy f@%k! you have to watch this!!

THIS ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING MY PROTEGE AND SOME TOTALLY HOT GIRL WANTED A RIDE.

SO LIKE SHE LEFT HER SCARF IN MY CAR AND I DROVE HER HOME.

THE NEXT DAY I WENT TO RETURN THE SCARF AND HER PARENTS, LIKE, SAID SHE WAS DEAD OR SOMETHING.


THEN I GOT GHOST HERPIES!!!

True story!
 
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