Hi I'm an asshole, buy my house

[Dimitrios]

http://www.my95home.com/

So this guy has this house off I-57 (near Peotone) and he advertises to passerbyers on some crude, handmade sign. He's a smart one...

 

[Protephile]

Heh, he's a littel bitter about the whole thing, isn't he?
I like the $403,000.00 house with two GM products from when they were at the height of super-crappiness.

 

[Dimitrios]

Check out the pics under the "Navigable Blueprint" http://www.elitewebdezigns.com/House/Layout.htm

These pics are classic:

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

thats an ugly house, why put the castle type silo in the middle?

 

[jadonP5]

it probably has sniper cutouts

 

[bazooka joe]

the freakin smoke detector is missing and it looks like they are smokers too!(ughdance)

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

smokers suck

 

[ariana]

Iv'e seen that house before. I always though it was ugly. And how are you going to be an asshole like that if you want to sell your house.

 

[Lord_Zath]

that is one ugly house!

 

[Lord_Zath]

btw check out the video from inside the kids bathroom. he takes a shot of him looking right at the mirror and breaks a smile. Freaky! no wonder he got divorced.

 

[sanblaster]

That AD is hardcore.

 

[-pixy-]

If you are going to put that much effort into an AD you would clean first, right? Poor housekeeping FTL.

 

[sanblaster]

I think he used Paint for that sketch. Hardcore

Um yeah this is my living room with me in it and s*** to show scale. Hardcore

I did a little cleaning in the Kitchen. Hardcore

The house probably wreaks of years of constant smoking. Hardcore

I am trying to figure out why he is divorced.

 

[Lord_Zath]

Hardcore

 

[sanblaster]

Hardcore

yes, hardcore sells.

 

[Dimitrios]

btw check out the video from inside the kids bathroom. he takes a shot of him looking right at the mirror and breaks a smile. Freaky! no wonder he got divorced.

Freaky indeed

 

[yashooa]

Damn that house is heap of s***. No trim, horrible cheap lighting, no style or flow, crap countertops. Bleck...

 

[ariana]

I don't think I'd want to rent half of his house. I'd be scared of him sneakin into my room at night. He's kinda creepy.

 

[jophus14]

That house is horrible. White trash at it's finest.

 

[Raven Hawk]

It's hard to imagine that he got divorced, or lost a bitter custody battle. Makes you wonder what kind of person would marry him in the first place . . . and procreate.