Hey guys i made a cheesy pickup line!!

[Togan]

its lame+cheesy dont laugh but i found it creative lol
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Girl: whats ur #?

Me: 911. Im there to steal ur heart(police), to put out ur fire, and to take u to paradise(ambulance)

(lol) ...im SO gonna score!! (humpleg)

 

[brandon2k]

ummm.... i dont get it.... usually the guy asks for the number? and why would the ambulance take you to paradise....and why would the police steal something? Excellent effort in that one though

 

[GI-]

Try this one on for size. I have had quite a bit of luck with this one actually:

"How 'bout a burger and a ****?"

 

[osudewd]

ummm.... i dont get it.... usually the guy asks for the number? and why would the ambulance take you to paradise....and why would the police steal something? Excellent effort in that one though

lol, thats what I was thinking. It doesn't really make sense.

 

[Gbourdon]

"Ive been having sex with the same girl for the past 2 years. Will you come home with me?"

 

[Hedges]

If a girl does ask you for your number, dont screw it up by saying that! haha

 

[garretts77]

"Ive been having sex with the same girl for the past 2 years. Will you come home with me?"

^^ hahahahahaha...

Gotta love the purple monkey dishwasher too...

 

[never Ender]

If a girl does ask you for your number, dont screw it up by saying that! haha

lol, werd.

 

[Pretzellogic]

Gotta love the purple monkey dishwasher too...

If a girl understands an obscure Simpson's quote, marry here.

Mine: "I'm drunk."

That's it.

 

[garretts77]

"Guess how many boobs I saw tonight... THREE!"

 

[Pretzellogic]

"Take 'em off the glass! Take 'em off the glass!"

 

[osudewd]

"Ive been having sex with the same girl for the past 2 years. Will you come home with me?"

Does that work, cus it applies to me.