Hey! Can you guys do me a favor?!?!

cvp0917

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I need some help here guys. Girl blew me off today so im kinda down so i wanna make myself feel better with some new car parts but im too sad to count my money. can someone count this and see if i have enough for an ion fmic? thanks.
 

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lol....MSP pizza delivery car.....I'd love to see that.
 
i take that time to beat the living s*** out of the company truck. i walk out of there with over $100 a night and im not even getting mileage money cause im using the company truck so im not complaining.
 
send it to me and i will let you know.... or just bring it to a bank and they will sort it...
 
don't you have the machines in your super markets that actually sort the change out for you? it is freaking amazing, it is like that change sorter you always see on the infomercials....just a lot bigger...
 
and they charge 7 cents for every dollar you put in it. im a cheap mofo and with the amount of change im talking thats a lot. im sorting the quarters now. im up to $200 and thats only half plus i got another 300 more already rolled
 
screw the car parts!! looks like you're stuck in 1974 over there! you didn't put wood paneling on your MSP did you???

in all seriousness... take all but one roll of quarters and buy yourself the pimpest s*** possible. go find the girl that blew you off and... right before you go up to her... put the roll in your pocket... or something. you'll know you have another date if she asks you the whole "is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
 
7 cents on the dollar blows! I'm with you there... just take it to wherever you wanna buy your gear. By law they have to take it... they'll probably be too lazy to count it so overestimate what you've got!
 
i have $487.25 in quarters... how the hell did that happen? and why do dime have to be the smallest coin? i mean wtf... now to counting those! (cool)
 
(bj) (hump) (upbum) (blowjob) (boobs) (humpleg) (butthump) maybe it would be like a porn. I walk up to the door and these hot bitches go "were broke, but how about you take out on our asses!!!"

And then, after were done...

They tell me they were lie'ing and tip me a 100 (nana)

AHHHH, a man can dream can't he...
 
of course when I was younger I threw papers with a freind and we came across a group of naked girls before. We followed their wet swim wear up the stairs from the pool. We were to scared to hang out with them. Thought they might be on drugs , have diseases, waiting on thier boyfreinds to return. Just we were way to ficking ugly to have hot naked chicks hit on us, they had to be up to something.

And another time we got attacked by a crazed guy on drugs . he almost broke my freinds jaw when he hit him. Funny thing was the guy was so doped up. he beat the s*** out of his freind and made me follow him around acting as if I was his friend ???? wierd s*** I thought i was going to die that night.
 
roll all the silver yourself then take the pennies to the sorter machine at the supermarket. It will do more work for each dollar, save you some time and money that you would have to spend on buying tubes for all the pennies.

Math Lesson...
For each roll of quarters the machine takes $.70
For each roll of pennies, the machine takes $.035.
If you have to roll 50 rolls of pennies, thats $1.75
Compare that to $35 for 50 rolls of quarters...

In my opinion, its worth the 7% for the machine to roll all your pennies.
 
I have actually asked a girl paying with change that before. she said she would have if her bf wasnt there. suffice it to say i was very sad cause she was hot. other time was the 300+ pound 5'2" woman who asked me if i wanted a good tip and winked at me. the only thing i could think of was that she was order pizza cause she was hungry and i might accedentally get inhaled. then theres the full nude bar that orders like 3 times a day atleast, the girl who ran out to her car in a thong to get her purse the other day and forgot her keys so i got another show, the 3 drunk girls on halloween that had no money for a tip so i suggested they run around the front yard naked and they actually did it (cool) (thumb) , the 5 lap dances i got from the same striper who just loves pizza, and best of all the manager who took it upon herself to screw me on every surface of the store. talk about sanitary!!!
 
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