to the OP.. if that is the attitude you are going to give them when you get pulled over you WILL get a ticket. 5 over, 7 over, 30 over.. doesnt matter
ask permission for everything and keep a straight face. you can say whatever you want once they are gone but when they are there you bust out as many "yes sir" "thank you officer"s as you can.
or else...in your case, insert here:
(moon)