One time I was sitting at a red light on A1A in Cocoa Beach, when something slams the roof of my car hard. Its so loud I have to get out and see whos ephing with me. When I do, I find about 3 lbs. of fish on the roof, and quickly look around for the culprit. The guy behind me is laughing his ass off, and pointing to the sky. It turns out that I was barfed on by a pelican, and had to use a bathroom plunger to pull the dent out.
There was another time that frogs rained down on me while driving thru a swamp. At first I thought Moses was trying to tell me something, like I have his people. But that time it turned out to be a tornado a little earlier that had sucked up all these frogs and then dumped them on me. Let me tell you that noting splats on a winshield like a frog doing 80.
I tell ya strange sh!t happens to me.
