For BondoBob...

[norman]

Bob,

Glad to hear you finally got your MP3 back...again. I thought a nice gesture from the members would be to send Bob all your extra pillows and a few rolls of duct tape. That way he could protect his car from those pesky Nissans.

And I found this product that you would be interested in:

Happy Motoring

 

[BondoBob]

ROTFL! Thank you, Norman!!

I'm on my way out the door to go collect the hot rod right now. I have the photos of the second accident and I'll file a full report tomorrow.

Thanks to everyone for your kind words,

Bob

(I'm going to have a new stripe painted on the car that looks like the yellow "crime scene" tape the cops use!)

 

[Sir Nuke]

Norman, that is a WONDERFUL idea....Bob, please post your mailing address so we can all send pillows.....

ahhhh maybe you might also think about parking IN THE YARD insted of on the street as well. :{D that is IF you have a yard. Just pave the yard...it will save you time on the weekends from having to mow it anyway! lol

as for the REPELENT....you better find out where you can get that stuff by the CASE!!

:{D

 

[derrick1623]

bondobob...way to get her back!!! as far as pillows and duct tape...we shoulda done that before the second hit, but too late. the repellant should be applied to the street from corner to corner, just to keep all signs of a nissan off of your road!

 

[Sir Nuke]

the repellant should be applied to the street from corner to corner, just to keep all signs of a nissan off of your road!

this is the MOST BESTEST idea.....but we will have to locate him the 10 gallon ECONOMY sized buckets of the stuff....just apply it iwth a mop!

 

[derrick1623]

10 gallon hell...bob needs to "super efficent tub" 55 gallon barrel, with pumping hose action! that way, if a nissan does make its way down bondo boulevard...spray his ass off the raod!, just incase...keep a nissan swatter in the car. never know.

 

[norman]

OK, it is a slow day at work and you would never believe what I found. It looks like a few of these beauties placed around your block and you should be in good shape.

What they won't think of next!

 

[Racer91]

Lotta LOve in this thread LOL

 

[Sir Nuke]

OK, it is a slow day at work and you would never believe what I found. It looks like a few of these beauties placed around your block and you should be in good shape.

What they won't think of next!

but if those are NISSIAN glue traps...how come is there a Protege on the front of the box!!!

 

[ZoomZoomH]

but if those are NISSIAN glue traps...how come is there a Protege on the front of the box!!!

huh? look again! that's a Nissan Sentra on the box!!!!!

 

[norman]

That came directly from.....ummmm well an all Nissan site

I can't completely admit to piracy now can I?

 

[BondoBob]

Took the long way home (down the Taconic for those in the area - a nice winding parkway through the countryside) getting to know my hot rod all over again.

I was IMing this to Derrick...I was on a two lane with limited passing...went out to pass got alongside some buttmunch in a Lumina that decided to then speed up to keep me from passing him. One dirty stare later, I dusted him and made him become very small in the old rear-view...then I shifted into fifth and I was gone.

Ah, it's good to be back.

Excuse me my MP3 is parked in the driveway...and I'm going back out.

L8R

 

[derrick1623]

bob, very good to see you back where you belong...drivin a mp3!!! once again the hero rides into the sunset!