the following cars are now considered "ghey":
s2000
mazdaspeed6
srt4 neon
audi tt
sti
evo
lotus elise
just to name a few. and im assuming that ghey rice is only a comparison to your ms3 because it has 1 exhaust outlet with only 4 cylinders? it can't be a comparison of quickness because that entire list of cars is faster than the ms3, and im sure there are more 4 cylinder cars with dual exhaust that are faster.
im a little passionate about these exhaust threads because it DOESN'T MATTER ONE BIT how many exhaust outlets you have on any number of cylinder engine. you can have 4 outlets on a 2 rotor, you can have 1 on a V12.
i happen to think that dual exhaust looks better on pretty much any car, especially ones considered a "sports" car. and by dual exhaust i mean outlets on either side of the rear of the car, not on the same side (see below list). it's really all about whether or not it goes with the looks of the car as a whole
examples of my personal picks of failed exhausts:
5.7L gto (true dual exhaust but out one side of the car)
ISF (stacked whut?)
boxster (looks like a butthole)
viper (going from side exhaust to rear, no likey)
dodge charger (V-6 has singe exhaust, but dodge in all their cheap glory still had a cutout for their V-8 dual exhaust. just plain sad)