I find myself talking outloud while driving around in my MS3. I only do it by myself, I dont thinnk the kids or woman would understand.(cryhard)
For example Some ass in a white VW GTI, (I think had 2 doors aftermarket wheels some kind of german plate on the front that added 5 HP) Anyway it went something like this.
*looks in rear view mirror sees VW on ass*
"SOB get off my ass, Freaking retard in a VW"
*makes left turn*
"WTF get off my ass, you dont want none of this s***!"
*stops at red light and sees VW inching closer and clsoer*
"Damn it, you want some? come get it biaooch!"
*light turns green make a left turn onto the onramp of I-81, Hit 3rd floor it, Poor VW tries to keep up*
"Ya b**** get some get some! Laughs MUHAHAHHAHAAHAH"
*sees VW fade away in the rearview mirror, desperatley trying to keep up, blowing black smoke out while shifting*
Ya #&$#&$^, thats what you get for trying to fuk with my Speed 3!"
*Hit 90mph at the end of ramp and slow down to get on I-81, can see VW in rear view mirrior, slows way below speed limit to let VW catch up. VW slows down too*
"WHats the matter b****, dont want to ride my bumper now?"
*Slows down to 55 mph VW also slows down*
"Stupid young punk ass, thats what you get , come ride my bumper."
I then realized i was talking to myself and started laughing about it. THat dumba ass never did have the balls to speed up and catch me. He followed in my rear view mirror for 17 miles until i got of at my home exit.
I am not condoning racing, not that this was a race, and I only speed on on ramps, because you necer see a cop sitting on an on ramp. Its nice that we have a nice few long ones around here that are twisty and you can get up to around 110 on. I just hate ass riders!
For example Some ass in a white VW GTI, (I think had 2 doors aftermarket wheels some kind of german plate on the front that added 5 HP) Anyway it went something like this.
*looks in rear view mirror sees VW on ass*
"SOB get off my ass, Freaking retard in a VW"
*makes left turn*
"WTF get off my ass, you dont want none of this s***!"
*stops at red light and sees VW inching closer and clsoer*
"Damn it, you want some? come get it biaooch!"
*light turns green make a left turn onto the onramp of I-81, Hit 3rd floor it, Poor VW tries to keep up*
"Ya b**** get some get some! Laughs MUHAHAHHAHAAHAH"
*sees VW fade away in the rearview mirror, desperatley trying to keep up, blowing black smoke out while shifting*
Ya #&$#&$^, thats what you get for trying to fuk with my Speed 3!"
*Hit 90mph at the end of ramp and slow down to get on I-81, can see VW in rear view mirrior, slows way below speed limit to let VW catch up. VW slows down too*
"WHats the matter b****, dont want to ride my bumper now?"
*Slows down to 55 mph VW also slows down*
"Stupid young punk ass, thats what you get , come ride my bumper."
I then realized i was talking to myself and started laughing about it. THat dumba ass never did have the balls to speed up and catch me. He followed in my rear view mirror for 17 miles until i got of at my home exit.
I am not condoning racing, not that this was a race, and I only speed on on ramps, because you necer see a cop sitting on an on ramp. Its nice that we have a nice few long ones around here that are twisty and you can get up to around 110 on. I just hate ass riders!
