Can you identify all the humor in this Ebay listing?

[Protege5Gurly]

I love the: THREE 8 DVD VIDEO PLAYERS W/BACKSEAT REMOTE AND HEADREST ACCESS I know what he means but written SOO poorly! Sad part is that car is actually from my OLD OLD OLD car club -- Im glad I got out of there before they started to let cars like THAT in

 

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what the **** does this mean
and i thought at first it ment the car was driven into the ocean. that would be a fitting place for it.