Bud Light Salutes you....Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

[ForceFed]

Bud Light Salutes You....Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

(sing along: Reaaaaaal Men of Genius).....'Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan' (sing along: Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (sing along: clutching at straaaaaaws)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (sing along: howd Appalachian State score Thirty Fouuuuur?)

Inevitably, youll bring up the past, boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were even born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program.as though that is relevant to the current season (sing along: youve been playing football since the 1870- eeeeeees)

Go on, ignore that loss to Ohio State in the regular season finale and continue to believe that youll defeat any bowl opponent with striking ease (sing along: well win by thirteeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty-five, youll be back to number five when the preseason polls come out next year (sing along: Oh Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)
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[mhrebin]

Lmao!

 

[CitizenPro]

nice.

 

[peajay]

hahaahaha oh man thats awesome!

 

[shamrock]

Lol

 

[andrew.savage]

freakin' sweet

 

[vindication]

I love those commercials. My favorite it the one with the instructions. hilarious. I found a site not too long ago with the sound clips from those commercials. Ohh good times.

 

[genericuser]

ugh.. the only worse fans on the planet are notre dame fans.. they can be 0-11 on the year (as they may be this year) and they'll still argue that they deserve a shot at the national championship.. "oh, we play the hardest schedule out of anyone!" Yeah well ND you lost all those games. Shutup.

I'm the first male on either side of my family not to go to that school. I'm all the better for it. Screw Notre Dame.

College football is a joke anyway. I won't respect it until a legit playoff system is put into place. The coaches poll is ridiculous.

 

[kipper88]

As a UofM fan and grad...I have nothing to say but crap.

 

[ForceFed]

Yes..Michigan is Crap indeed.

 

[kipper88]

Penn state overated???? Go blue!

 

[ForceFed]

W/E...Michigan still has two losses to no name teams..their season is done.

 

[ZoomZoomH]

ugh.. the only worse fans on the planet are notre dame fans.. they can be 0-11 on the year (as they may be this year) and they'll still argue that they deserve a shot at the national championship.. "oh, we play the hardest schedule out of anyone!" Yeah well ND you lost all those games. Shutup.

I'm the first male on either side of my family not to go to that school. I'm all the better for it. Screw Notre Dame.

College football is a joke anyway. I won't respect it until a legit playoff system is put into place. The coaches poll is ridiculous.

your 0-fer prediction for ND is 1/3 way there sean!!

 

[kipper88]

W/E...Michigan still has two losses to no name teams..their season is done.

season isn't over. can still win the big ten.

 

[ForceFed]

season isn't over. can still win the big ten.

And even if they do..I bet they dont go to a bowl. Winning their conference is not an automatic bowl bid.

 

[genericuser]

your 0-fer prediction for ND is 1/3 way there sean!!

boy I hope that happens.

 

[DH Motorsports]

And even if they do..I bet they dont go to a bowl. Winning their conference is not an automatic bowl bid.

Winner of Big 10 Conference goes to one of the BCS Bowls. Can't blame you for not knowing, the BCS has only been around for NINE years.

BCS Rules:

2. The champions of the ACC, Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-10, and Southeastern conferences will have automatic berths in one of the participating bowls

 

[ForceFed]

Winner of Big 10 Conference goes to one of the BCS Bowls. Can't blame you for not knowing, the BCS has only been around for NINE years.

BCS Rules:

I should have phrased it differently..they wont go to the ROSE bowl as the Big10 Champ usually does..That is if the Big10 Champ is not in the championship hunt.
Sorry.

 

[jhammons01]

Bud Light Salutes You....Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

(sing along: Reaaaaaal Men of Genius).....'Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan' (sing along: Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (sing along: clutching at straaaaaaws)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (sing along: howd Appalachian State score Thirty Fouuuuur?)

Inevitably, youll bring up the past, boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were even born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program.as though that is relevant to the current season (sing along: youve been playing football since the 1870- eeeeeees)

Go on, ignore that loss to Ohio State in the regular season finale and continue to believe that youll defeat any bowl opponent with striking ease (sing along: well win by thirteeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty-five, youll be back to number five when the preseason polls come out next year (sing along: Oh Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)
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Nice Job, keep up the good work

 

[siberiankiss]

College football is a joke anyway. I won't respect it until a legit playoff system is put into place. The coaches poll is ridiculous.

agreed.