best yo mamma jokes

[gimpo2]

you guys know what i'm talking about. old skool, like yo momma's fat when she sits around the house the sits AROUND the house.

go on you know you got em

 

[Super Matty P]

my favorite:

Your momma is so fat she fell down and made the radio skip.

 

[ChopstickHero]

yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a pager.

 

[Super Matty P]

your momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

 

[Pretzellogic]

Yo momma's so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs, and by the time she got them on they spelled "Boulevard"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she has her own gravatational pull.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

I've got more...

 

[AndrewF150]

Yo momma's so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs, and by the time she got them on they spelled "Boulevard"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she has her own gravatational pull.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

I've got more...

(rofl)(lol)


I am surprised no one used the WAY old

Yo mamma is so fat, her belt size is equator.

or..

Yo mamma's ass is so big, when she sits down she is 2 feet taller.

 

[akProtege5]

the book SNAPS are better than yo momma, they diss everyone i n the family.

yo momma is like a bowling ball, she get pick up, finger, thrown in the gutter, and always come back for more.

yo momma is so fat when she wears a red shirt, little kid to her saying "it the kool aid man"

yo momma is so hairy, she make bigfoot look bald.

yo momma is so ugly, i had to tie a peice of meat around her neck just for the dog to play with her.

man this old school. i can't remember any one them.

 

[Super Matty P]

Your momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

 

[mountjonas]

yo momma is so skinny, her nipples touch.

yo momma is so short, she can hang-glide on a dorito chip.

 

[memo79]

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!!

 

[RenzoMSP]

Yo mamma's so fat, she DJs for the icecream truck.

 

[SeminoleMan]

Your mama's breath is so bad, when she breathes, her teeth duck!

 

[Super Matty P]

your momma's so old she signed Moses' yearbook.

 

[MP3intheSTL]

Your mama's breath is so bad, when she breathes, her teeth duck!

(cryhard) I like that one!
Keep em coming.

 

[Moeed]

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles.

 

[RenzoMSP]

Yo mamma's so fat, she has little fat people orbiting her.

 

[MP3intheSTL]

Your momma's so fat, I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

Your momma's so fat, when shes walks in high heels she strikes oil!

 

[MP3intheSTL]

Your momma's so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get wet!

Your momma's so skinny, she can use a cheerio as a hula hoop!

 

[AndrewF150]

Yo mamma's so fat, she DJs for the icecream truck.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is my favorite so far! Maybe cause I know people who just might do that.

 

[terbow]

yo mammas glasses are so big she can look into a map and see people waving back at her