Apparently, I'm a "broke ass ni#$a"

Its gotta take some nerve to walk up to some random dude and be like het give me $5 to put gas in my car....if you aint got the money to put gas in your car...then why the fVck are you at the gas nations...
 
mooS mooS said:
gas nations?.... like Iraq? .... or do you mean Mexico?
Whoops... I guess a gas nation would be Iraq...but I meant Gas STATION...Me no speako english wello or something like that...
 
The worst is at the junkyards. People ask the dumbest stuff:

"Can I barrow a screw driver"
"You gotta hammer"
"you got any rollin' papers?"
"either of you white boys smoke?"
"hey man looka this chain, dis real gold you want ta buy it?"
"Hey...did I already axe you dis gold chain?"

My responses are usually(in order)
"Sorry I need it"
"Yeah here's a hammer but it's my friend's/brother's, I don't have authority to give it to you"
"No...do I look like I smoke to you?"
"No we don't smoke! Gah"
"Nah I don't wear jewlery"
"Yeah you did and I still don't want it, good luck trying to sell that"

I've also been approach at my Protege when I got to the yard...freggin getting out of my car and some diphead standing there asking for rolling papers or money or if I want to buy some $10 gold chain because he needs to pay for tires for his Geo Metro(yes, someone used this excuse on me). I quickly put my keys in my pocket, got out, got my tools, and locked the door.

Then there's the people that ask for a tool and when you give them a good reason they say "**** you stupid mother ****ing whitey". What, am I supposed to say "Ohh, in that case, here you go". Come on!

What the hell is wrong with people? If you're going to a junkyard, have tools! Do you really think you're gonna just bum every tool you need? Not from me you don't.
I'm the most nerdy looking kid and you're asking me if I have rolling papers? Are you nuts!

If a decent looking guy(as in not homeless looking) asks to barrow a tool, like a specific wrench or something, and I'm working near him, I'll let him barrow it, but some guy just walking up asking for a hammer, you're not getting anything from me.
 
Usually when crackhead ask me for money, I just start acting like a crackhead and ask them for money. And don't forget to ask for a cigarette if all else fails!!
 
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