$500k Gold Digger Gets Slammed

[pasadena_commut]

THE AD

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Heres why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money.
Source: http://www.bankersball.com/2007/10/03/500k-gold-digger-gets-slammed

His analysis is incomplete.

Assuming she hasn't been surgically modified to be that beautiful she brings both her looks and her genes into the relationship. So if the guy cares at all about how his offspring look, he might want to marry her so that he can have better looking children. The things we normally consider as "beautiful" are usually physical features which are visual indicators of "healthy". Nice hair, symmetric features, that sort of thing. It's the same reason women marry reliable but not necessarily great looking men, and then have affairs (and children) with better looking guys. The cheating strategy worked a lot better before paternity tests but it's going to take a few millenia for human behavior to catch up with that technology. A rich guy might want to do a Trump and marry a very attractive woman in order (consciously or not) to have prettier (and so, subconsciously, healthier) children. Of course, he might not necessarily want to stay married to her once the children were grown...

Anyway, the woman's real problem is most likely that she's just unpleasant to be around. Perhaps "articulate" actually means "never shuts up", and "classy" means "likes to spend your money". Or maybe she's an idiot, which would explain why she posted that silly ad in the first place. What guy who earns $500k a year wants to marry an idiot? Screw one maybe, but marry one, no.

 

[pasadena_commut]

(mswerd)

I bet some of these 'plain jane' wifes are also Doctors/ Lawyers/ Investment bankers... two 250+ incomes will get you into that lavish upper east side lifestyle.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Notice that the bimbo in the ad didn't indicate any skills or her level of education. The only interest she mentioned was her desire to snag a rich man.

 

[Smooth1]

If I may be frank... You are really way off.

The chick is a douchbag...and if you agree with her in any way shape or form...

well if the shoe fits.

Killer, sometimes I don't agree with your comments. You are dead on this time. It was the same thing I was thinking the whole time I was reading that crap. The woman clearly doesn't want to earn her own living,but ride the back of a man who has busted his ass to get where he is in life. She has no interest in true love,maybe of money. I will lay my money,not much,that she will cheat on him as soon as she finds another one that makes more money and lives in a better place.

Bottom line she is a ***** for rent.

 

[J-protege]

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Bottom line she is a ***** for rent.

Isn't that the definition of a ***** anyways?
Once she's not 'for rent', then she's just a slutty girl, haha.

Great response though, I like it was well thought out and written, not just a snappy one liner.

 

[Diehonda]

(werd)

I dated a girl in college before Jess that was a complete knockout, and visually way out of my league.

It lasted about five minutes. I swear.. You could see clear through to the other side if you peered into her ear. Absolutely no brain whatsoever.

I have dated a few knockouts. Some smart some not. My high school sweet heart had a 4.0, class president, captain of the cheerleader squad; the whole shabang. I think her situation was a rarity though.

Dated a smart Miller Light chick for awhile too. She was pretty with book smarts. No common sense.



Glad this gold digger got served up though. I work with execs and what not and their wives are all much younger than them. Snooty and ugly, still trying to figure that part out.

 

[Rainman]

Great response to a cheesy ad.

R

 

[Killer]

Killer, sometimes I don't agree with your comments. You are dead on this time. It was the same thing I was thinking the whole time I was reading that crap. The woman clearly doesn't want to earn her own living,but ride the back of a man who has busted his ass to get where he is in life. She has no interest in true love,maybe of money. I will lay my money,not much,that she will cheat on him as soon as she finds another one that makes more money and lives in a better place.

Bottom line she is a ***** for rent.

Agreed.(drinks)