Ok,
Tonight my car was put through a little hell. Of course it wasn't as bad as when it was broken into a week after I bought it, but that's another story.
Tonight while driving home I was going about 50 around a place call the Warner-Elliot loop. I noticed a frail looking kid in a wife beater onthe sidewalk. The next thing I know he's pulling back- about to throw something at me. (the kid was probably 13-14)
I swerved and the egg hit my windsheild. At first it took a few seconds for it to process in my brain... And then me and my friend realized we couldn't see a thing out of the windsheild.
Out of pure rage I flip a b**** and hall ass towards the running kid. I chase him and his friends through some side streets and once I thought we had them cornered we got out of the car to chase after them.
I may be short (5'8) but I broke the freshman 40 yard dash at my highschool- who has supplied the NFL with several running backs. So I cought the kids pretty quick. I was screaming at the top of my lungs threatening to do everything from tearing out their teeth to eating their first borns.
Unfortunately the kid I wanted had hopped the fence already and hid in someones backyard. his friends were pretty much crying telling me to "come on dude, please we didn't do anyhting," and "We don't know who it was, we'll help you find him"
By that point I cought my cool and realized I had already scared the piss out of these kids and probably wouldn't catch the kid who actually threw the egg- so we took off.
Quickly we washed all the egg off the car so it wouldn't damage the paint. What a night- I'm just glad that he hit me instead of some old person who probably would've freaked and swerved onto incomming traffic.
I'm guessing they won't be throwing many eggs anytime soon.
Tonight my car was put through a little hell. Of course it wasn't as bad as when it was broken into a week after I bought it, but that's another story.
Tonight while driving home I was going about 50 around a place call the Warner-Elliot loop. I noticed a frail looking kid in a wife beater onthe sidewalk. The next thing I know he's pulling back- about to throw something at me. (the kid was probably 13-14)
I swerved and the egg hit my windsheild. At first it took a few seconds for it to process in my brain... And then me and my friend realized we couldn't see a thing out of the windsheild.
Out of pure rage I flip a b**** and hall ass towards the running kid. I chase him and his friends through some side streets and once I thought we had them cornered we got out of the car to chase after them.
I may be short (5'8) but I broke the freshman 40 yard dash at my highschool- who has supplied the NFL with several running backs. So I cought the kids pretty quick. I was screaming at the top of my lungs threatening to do everything from tearing out their teeth to eating their first borns.
Unfortunately the kid I wanted had hopped the fence already and hid in someones backyard. his friends were pretty much crying telling me to "come on dude, please we didn't do anyhting," and "We don't know who it was, we'll help you find him"
By that point I cought my cool and realized I had already scared the piss out of these kids and probably wouldn't catch the kid who actually threw the egg- so we took off.
Quickly we washed all the egg off the car so it wouldn't damage the paint. What a night- I'm just glad that he hit me instead of some old person who probably would've freaked and swerved onto incomming traffic.
I'm guessing they won't be throwing many eggs anytime soon.
