Got Mullets?

[boostisgood]

Got Mullett?

 

[Turbo Matty P]

alabamapics.com??

 

[clownphish]

OMG, somebody forwarded this to my email a long time ago. I could not stop laughing. I think it's got a bit of an 80's hairspray addiction going for it too. (rofl) That pic is just too much!

 

[clownphish]

Who are those people anyways? Is it just me or do they look familiar? I hate to say it but the mom looks like Marg Helgenberger on CSI whom I adore but it still kinda looks like her. And the father looks like Bon Jovi or Mark Wahlberg or something. Weird.

 

[xxmikkoxx]

wow thoes are some bad ass pics!! i hope the 80's and thier hair styles NEVER come back!

 

[never Ender]

Animull

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This is the most fierce and dangerous mullet species alive. Do NOT hunt one if you are a beginner, or even a casual mullet hunter...Leave these to us professionals. Like a shark, this is one ferocious predator. Many have weapons, and are looking for any reason to use them. (Fortunately, they tend to only end up hurting themselves.) [/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Physical Predatory Traits to Look for:[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Cigarette frozen in the mouth (especially when not lit)[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Cut out sleeve/neck shirt exposing faded military tattoos. [/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Handlebar mustache (a slight variation to the mullestache)[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Holding an empty water bottle and leaning against something, creating an intimidating stance.[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Ronnie Milsap sunglasses, and attitude[/font]
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[never Ender]

"Special" Mullet

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Here we have a disturbing tragedy of miswired genetics. Mulletards can get themselves all worked up and suddenly burst into a tantrum for no apparent reason and getting soaked with saliva during a fit is often the case. When this occurs you cant help but focus on the extra row of oddly shaped corrupt top teeth nestled in the high exposed gum line.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This particular 'Special' Mullet happens to be touching his mullet. He's very proud, as well he should be. It's a nice mull...and sweater.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]*Wandering eyes are common amongst this species. [/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Quote from this mull: "Nnghaa-ha-ha, thstop messin' hrouund, yew JERK!"[/font]

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

hahahahahahahahaha, awesome thread, I LOVE IT

 

[never Ender]

[font=Times New Roman, Times, serif]HELL YEAH!!! [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Every rock band needs a good Roadie Mullet. He looks like he's in a pretty good mood.... atleast for now. But I wouldn't hunt him when he's drag racing in his copper Trans-Am down Main Street in Mulletville USA. He's lookin' pretty tuff, like he's kicked some serious ass before. In fact, I'm almost certain he's carved[/font] SLAYER [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]into his arm at some point in his metal life.[/font][/font]

 

[never Ender]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Short people that want to be big and tough can make up for it in other ways:[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Purple wife beater tucked into tight, faded jeans.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Randomly placed, bad, faded tattoos.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Insanely thick Mullestache.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-"Don't **** with me" eyes and 'hard' stance.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Painting of a sailboat in a storm hung crooked on the wall.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-Upside down 'rabbit-ears' style mullet.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]All elements that make up the ideal friend. 'Hey Brett, wanna play boggle?' "**** u kid."[/font]

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

Troll Mulll

Nghahhaaha, theyll nevr git me. Im 2 quick n sneeky. chthka ooolps, sory fer the slobber. I git all workd up when i c purdy grrrls. Hey, wanna come ovr mah house? we can play checkers or sumthin. no no no, wait i got it, we can play video games, ya and order pizza. Lemme win though, if i loose i can get cranky...if i do get cranky put me on my belly and roll me around on the ground with your feet. thckaa that pheels really nithce on my body('thspecially my pee pee). hey wait....come back!? wow what big jerk u r. mom? mom?

 

[tonkabui]

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

ahhhh, nightmares...ahhhhhhh......scarey.....ahhhhhhhh....male or female....ahhhhhhh.....

 

[Anna-chan]

never in my life have I seen something so grotesque..... i will go and puke on myself now.

but other than that...that's sum funny shiat riaght der.

 

[FC3s Boy]

nice mullet pics

 

[cbcbd]

Nice...


www.mulletsgalore.com

 

[MP3skaterNC]

asian prince owns joo.

 

[AndrewF150]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This thread is awsome....the sick thing is some of those people look familiar to me!