I was in the basement of my parents house one day years ago when I noticed it suddenly got kind of dark ouside the sliding glass door. I walked over and looked out the door to see a huge "cloud" of big, black birds flying over the house, enough to cast a pretty big shadow. "Cool", I thought, and went back to whatever I was doing.
An hour or so later, I went out to my white car, parked in front of the house. It was covered in big, black s***, from the big, black birds!
(rofl2) Sorry (doh) Dang. That's why I do not park under trees or anything where birds can hang on unless I absolutely have to (rare). Better clean that off A.S.A.P. don't want paint damage. FYI, I have seen a lot worse than that. Good luck cleaning that up.
Bird s*** on my car that was on for less than an hour damaged my paint. There are permanent marks from the s***. It was really acidic bird s***, because it was all red berries they were shitting on my car. When I came out to it I could hear the little seeds from their asses falling on it from a high distance...it was parked under a billboard.