Ghetto safety goggles

[Wiggles422]

So my friend and I were welding random stuff together and then I got a new angle grinder and forgot to get safety goggles. So we got creative and made a pair of our own out of a license plate cover and 14 gauge wire.

first pic is my friend displaying the comfortable, secure fit.
second is the product in action...
and finally, the last pic is our finished "art sculpture"

 

[Mike R]

NIce! You should market them!

 

[cbcbd]

invention is necessity's b****

 

[Prodigy]

Once you're done, eBay will be your friend. lol

 

[Pretzellogic]

The UBERSHIELD! Protect your face! Don't could on those other goggles to protect something as precious as the front of your head. Only the UBERSHIELD can protect you from sparks, debris, more sparks, bullets*, and small, airborn woodland creatures.




*Will not protect you from bullets fired from a gun.

 

[Prodigy]

Will it protect you from those ass-raping yeti's?

 

[Mr. Win]

you friend looks just like my friend brody... hah nice art.

 

[Pretzellogic]

Will it protect you from those ass-raping yeti's?

It will protect your face from ass-raping yetis, but that's not really the issue at hand when dealing with ass-raping yetis.

 

[Dexter]

It will protect your face from ass-raping yetis, but that's not really the issue at hand when dealing with ass-raping yetis.

lmao

 

[cyomega]

...*Will not protect you from bullets fired from a gun....

(hahaspit)

 

[Shane5425]

who is the guy with it on, he looks like a friend of mine that is away at college..

 

[MP5_509]

Are flipflops approved for metal working?

 

[Wiggles422]

With normal safety goggles, no! But, that's the beauty of the Ubershield*! It creates a windtunnel effect that directs air down between the shield and your face (while providing a nice, soothing breeze) and sends that air towards the feet, providing enough force to blow sparks out of the way, eliminating any chance of sparks striking the feet.

*Copyright 2005 Pretzellogic & Wiggles Inc.**

**Pretzellogic doesnt know it yet but we have merged together.

 

[Wiggles422]

who is the guy with it on, he looks like a friend of mine that is away at college..

his name is chris, he's lived here for like 8 years. and he just started college this semester.

 

[Pretzellogic]

**Pretzellogic doesnt know it yet but we have merged together.

Sounds dirty.

 

[Gbourdon]

Sounds dirty.

Be sure to wear an Ubershield.

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

Sounds dirty.

Oh, it is

 

[Shane5425]

his name is chris, he's lived here for like 8 years. and he just started college this semester.

ahh, he look just like my friend dustin...