You know you're car guy if...

[KZL_99ES]

Ok, so I don't know if we have a thread like this, but I'll give it a try!

And I know it says 'car', but you can say any make like Mazda (yippy)
...And I know it also says 'guy', but you can say person or girl too

I stated the above because I don't want to be sexist, but it just doesn't sound right and would be too long and confusion...


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So here it goes! I'll start:

You know you're a car guy if... you use your car keys to try to open the front door.

(hah)(yes this does happen to me)

 

[KZL_99ES]

....anyone?

 

[GoFast]

....you wash your car more than yourself

 

[DaleNixon]

You give your dashboard encouraging pats after spirited runs.

 

[GoFast]

You give your dashboard encouraging pats after spirited runs.

lol so guilty....

 

[Katya4me]

You are talking about the Nationals and it goes on for a few minutes before some realizes they need to clarify that the discussion is about the baseball team and not SCCA Solo Nationals.

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Your perfect album side is:
"Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen,
"Radar Love" by Golden Earing,
"Highway Star" by Deep Purple,
and
"I`m in Love With my Car" by Queen.

 

[GoFast]

you have seen the movie hollywood nights

 

[RacerXGirl]

...you plan your wedding date around the regional/divisional/national autocross schedule.

(we did! )

 

[KZL_99ES]

...you plan your wedding date around the regional/divisional/national autocross schedule.

(we did! )

lol now that's good planning!


and thanks everyone for posting! keep it up! (cabpatch)

 

[coolmazda5]

....you detail your cars before doing household chores like taking the trash out, lawn mowing and crap...

 

[blkspdfreak]

you refer to it as your baby. and the wife gets pissed at it.

 

[aMaff]

If you've actually had a discussion with your car regarding what parts she'd like best, or what changes we can make to go faster at the next evet.

*whistles innocently*

I've also given my various cars a pat on the dash after a good run, or a pat on the 'butt' lol

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol we do this too...jen and I both lol

Jen was just asking if "Blue" was excited about the new shoe's he's getting this weekend hahaha

If you've actually had a discussion with your car regarding what parts she'd like best, or what changes we can make to go faster at the next evet.

*whistles innocently*

I've also given my various cars a pat on the dash after a good run, or a pat on the 'butt' lol

 

[tweakingmsp]

You know you're a car guy if... you use your car keys to try to open the front door.

How about trying to use the remote to unlock the house... I did that several times, lol(uhm)(hand)

 

[Dpwhitehead1]

You give your dashboard encouraging pats after spirited runs.

I feel this is more for "thank GOD you didn't break, i'm so sorry it won't happen again" type of thing with these cars....

How about trying to use the remote to unlock the house... I did that several times, lol(uhm)(hand)

that's hilarious.. aren't those keyfobs used for quieting women sometimes too?? rofl.


-anyways back on track- if you can't sleep because you wanna get out and drive/work on the car...

 

[aMaff]

that's hilarious.. aren't those keyfobs used for quieting women sometimes too?? rofl.

I did that once with the TV remote. It was hilarious... then I got slapped. And it was totally worth it.

The GF was blabbering on about... something, and just playing around I pointed the TV remote at her and kept hitting mute. Mid sentence she pauses and goes "uh..... what are you doing?"
"I don't know... the mute button doesn't seem to be working *click* *click* *click* *click*"
*slap*

lol

-anyways back on track- if you can't sleep because you wanna get out and drive/work on the car...

or because you're so excited about a car you're about to buy

 

[Dpwhitehead1]

I did that once with the TV remote. It was hilarious... then I got slapped. And it was totally worth it.

The GF was blabbering on about... something, and just playing around I pointed the TV remote at her and kept hitting mute. Mid sentence she pauses and goes "uh..... what are you doing?"
"I don't know... the mute button doesn't seem to be working *click* *click* *click* *click*"
*slap*

lol


or because you're so excited about a car you're about to buy

not nice. i've been like this for months..

 

[Katya4me]

You bought a car for rally-x before ever participating in an event.

 

[aMaff]

If you drive 15 hours each way to save an antique car your family's going to sell to make room in the garage in a borrowed rickety van and trailer.