Honestly mckraut, i kind of am. I would love just once to buy a quality cell phone in which the phone worked flawlessly without having a digital camera, mp3 player, navigation, internet access....etc. But, sadly that doesnt exist, so i bought the best phone i could afford and it happens to have all those things, which i use but i wouldnt miss. I have a zune for mp3's, a canon dslr rebel for pictures, a laptop for internet access.....etc. But i get what you're saying.
I hear ya. Combined gadets rarely work well together. There are exceptions, but by and large, to get the best you need to have different toys.
However, I must admit that my combination toaster oven/rubber ducky kicks ass.