RallyeRedSi
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ha i still have the ghostbuster firehouse, i got ecto 1 but i got to find it
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Horsepowrfreak3
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Chuck Norris doesn't work out on the machine. The machine works out on Chuck Norris
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Yeah, frickin Voltron and Thundercats....
Frickin A... college could be free right now.
Frickin A... college could be free right now.
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Chuck Norris gave everyone the same gift for Christmas..........He let them live.
RallyeRedSi
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i have the die cast voltron but sadly my black lion broke
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Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down!
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's s***
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly
after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew
once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more
than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck
Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing
Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to
him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris eats Failure for breakfast, and s**** out Success less than one hour later.
Chuck Norris buys priceless artifacts and destroys them, because the two things Chuck Norris hates are beauty and history.
Chuck Norris is known to have ate a puppy just because he didn't have anything else around to chase his hard liquor.
Napalm is watered-down Chuck Norris semen.
Chuck Norris breathes pain instead of oxygen.
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won. (See? He saw the error of his ways.)
Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the s*** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
Chuck Norris circumcised himself. At birth. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once went into a room with ten bad guys in it, but only had nine bullets. He came out without a scratch, and a full clip.
Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.
Chuck Norris' favorite breakfast cereal is Kellog's Marbles n' Gravel.
So I ask you; is the well going dry ?
if so, I anticipate chuck norris will roundhouse kick the well, thereby refilling it.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down!
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's s***
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly
after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew
once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more
than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck
Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing
Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to
him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris eats Failure for breakfast, and s**** out Success less than one hour later.
Chuck Norris buys priceless artifacts and destroys them, because the two things Chuck Norris hates are beauty and history.
Chuck Norris is known to have ate a puppy just because he didn't have anything else around to chase his hard liquor.
Napalm is watered-down Chuck Norris semen.
Chuck Norris breathes pain instead of oxygen.
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won. (See? He saw the error of his ways.)
Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the s*** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
Chuck Norris circumcised himself. At birth. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once went into a room with ten bad guys in it, but only had nine bullets. He came out without a scratch, and a full clip.
Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.
Chuck Norris' favorite breakfast cereal is Kellog's Marbles n' Gravel.
So I ask you; is the well going dry ?
if so, I anticipate chuck norris will roundhouse kick the well, thereby refilling it.
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I think this is the cartoon from which those figures were spawned. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/
What is really funny, we just bought the total gym 1100. For those of you who don't know.... the total gym 1100 made Chuck the God that he is. I told my wife we should get the Chuck Norris machine and she had no clue. Then after we bought it and I worked out on it, I refered to myself and everything around me as Chuck Norris.
My wife gets so annoyed with me. I just tell her to respect Chuck or a roundhouse will meet her face. She said I could not do a roundhouse, and I told her after 6 minutes on the total gym 1100 the machine would train me.
My wife gets so annoyed with me. I just tell her to respect Chuck or a roundhouse will meet her face. She said I could not do a roundhouse, and I told her after 6 minutes on the total gym 1100 the machine would train me.
peepsalot said:
Nothing beats the total gym when it comes to a full workout in limited space. I have been yet to find something this small that works out as many muscles as it does.
Only Chuck Norris is good enough to advertise something like this.
It's called a barbell.......(dunno)
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holy dead thread....
sanblaster
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HAHA. Ya I was searching for something else and found this. Didn't really pay attention to the dates. They should have an archived threads section for older threads rather than just keeping everything together.....
