Movie quote game

ok.

"What about her, man?! She's goin for you!"

"No, I'll just get rejected later, and be frustrated."

The quote is a stand-alone.
 
She's a massage therapist!
Yeah, she'll massage your c*** for money.
There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
YOU'RE A HOOKER!
 
She's a massage therapist!
Yeah, she'll massage your c*** for money.
There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
YOU'RE A HOOKER!

Grandmas boy.


You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the s*** out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
 
Here's one:

"You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my Lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm."
 
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Easy one but from one of the GREATEST movies of all time!
 

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