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- 2018 CX-5 GT
Hope I don't get in trouble for this one!
There's this nun in NY that hails a cab. One stops and picks the nun up and the cabbie asks where the nun is going and starts on his way.
After a couple moments the cabbie turns to the nun and says:
"So this, uh, chastity thing, does that mean you can never, uh, y'know... do it?
The nun replies:
"Yes, my child, it does."
Cabbie:
"Yeah, but would you ever, uh, y'know, if there was a way... do it?"
The nun thinks about it for a moment then replies:
"Well... I guess if the man were catholic, unmarried and had no children."
Cabbie:
"Well I got good news for ya! I'm all three of those, plus, if you come up here and (bj) it'll keep it so you're still a virgin!"
The nun thinks about it, decided what the hell, climbs into the front seed and delivers the (bj).
When the nun had finished the cabbie goes:
"I got some more news for ya, I lied, I'm protestant, married and have 5 kids!"
The nun replies:
"That's ok, my name's David and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
There's this nun in NY that hails a cab. One stops and picks the nun up and the cabbie asks where the nun is going and starts on his way.
After a couple moments the cabbie turns to the nun and says:
"So this, uh, chastity thing, does that mean you can never, uh, y'know... do it?
The nun replies:
"Yes, my child, it does."
Cabbie:
"Yeah, but would you ever, uh, y'know, if there was a way... do it?"
The nun thinks about it for a moment then replies:
"Well... I guess if the man were catholic, unmarried and had no children."
Cabbie:
"Well I got good news for ya! I'm all three of those, plus, if you come up here and (bj) it'll keep it so you're still a virgin!"
The nun thinks about it, decided what the hell, climbs into the front seed and delivers the (bj).
When the nun had finished the cabbie goes:
"I got some more news for ya, I lied, I'm protestant, married and have 5 kids!"
The nun replies:
"That's ok, my name's David and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
