Credit for this thread goes out to my wife who sent this list to me KNOWING I could appreciate it.
Okay Ladies... ... here ya go.
D a m i t o l
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
S t. M o m s W o r t
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the
memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening
out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing
enjoyment of country western music.
F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and
duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so
severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by
Dr. Laura.
J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.
A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers.
S e x c e d r i n
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a
headache," syndrome.
R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on
him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades
Okay Ladies... ... here ya go.
D a m i t o l
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
S t. M o m s W o r t
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the
memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening
out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing
enjoyment of country western music.
F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and
duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so
severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by
Dr. Laura.
J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.
A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers.
S e x c e d r i n
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a
headache," syndrome.
R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on
him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades
